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INCEPTION SCAVENGER HUNT??

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THIS IS IT.

(NO. REALLY.)

( U - Z ). Despite Kristoph Gavin being locked away for his crimes, Phoenix Wright cannot rest until he unlocks the secrets he'd come across during his investigations. He hires Dom Cobb and his team of extractors to get the truth that his magatama can't. (INCEPTION/ACE ATTORNEY!! :DDD)

Uncomplicated by

blue_fish. Eames finds out that Arthur feels calm when he's in pain.

Under Any Other Flag by

butterflythread. (AU) They'll fly under an Imperial flag for now, but heaven help the skies when they change their minds.

Undress Me in the Temple Electric by

jibrailis. (AU) Arthur is an ex-model and Eames is Vegas card dealer. Arthur wants Eames to help him with a con.

Unexpected Plot Twist by

ethrosdemon. Arhur doesn't take calls from numbers that aren't in his phone. His voicemail is set up to automatically delete when full. That being said, this incoming call is a blocked number, which immediately piques his interest.

Unforgiven by

knowmydark. Eames is dead. Arthur goes out for revenge.

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pyrimidine. small scenes in which Eames's appearance keeps changing and Arthur is like, wtf.

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pyrimidine. You know that thing where a woman drops something down her cleavage, well Eames does it with something Arthur absolutely needs, but down his pants.

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amazingly_me. Daycare!AU!

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airgiodslv. (Black Jewels Crossover AU) There’s enough dark power rolling out from the door to the library to warn Arthur both of who’s inside and of the occupant’s current mood.

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helenish. Arthur, extraordinarily capable by any standard, is not exactly built for certain types of subterfuge.

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butterflythread. Vampire Academy AU. (with backstory comment!fic by abuseofreason!)

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butterflythread. Arthur is twenty-four years old when he cashes his first million dollar paycheck. This doesn't surprise Eames. What does surprise him is the fact that instead of some meticulously researched investment properties or something equally pragmatic, Arthur buys a car.

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bookshop. Arthur likes, Arthur hates, Arthur hopes.

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dialectical. (AU) Random cat boy kiss in the rain.

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onthecount. There's a bad fight--three of them, actually.

Wait and Know the Coming of a Little Love by

maybe77. (High School AU) As Eames’ mother’s alcoholism worsens, he takes it out on his next-door neighbor, Arthur.

Waiting On by

thehoyden. (AU) "French toast, pancakes, steak and eggs -- I could make you anything in the world, pet, but no. Egg-white omelette, morning after morning. It shows a distinct lack of imagination."

Waiting on a Love Like This by

reliablemachine. (AU) Eames is a college kid that works late-night at an In-N-Out close to the beach (alternately, any fast-food chain or Denny's). Arthur's the high school kid who walks in one night, after Prom with his friends, and steals Eames's heart.

Wake Me Up Daily, Don’t Need No Starbucks by

butterflythread. So they've been dancing around the UST between them forever, of course, with no end in sight.... and then one day, in or out of a job, Arthur inadvertently calls Eames "baby" and blows every circuit in Eames' box.

Walk a Crooked Mile by

battleofhydaspe. 'He was killed with a Webley-Fosbery, wasn’t he?'

Want Me More Than Others by

kellifer_fic. He doesn’t present the key to his apartment in a gift box with a ribbon around it. Instead when they’re sharing a smoke in Lille, Arthur tucks the cigarette into the corner of his mouth, digs into his pocket for his key ring and snaps the spare off. He says, “Here, you might as well have this,” as smoke escapes around the words and through his lips.

Want You Right Now, Darling by

meiface. In which unexpected side effects have left Eames incapable of uttering the word "darling" without rendering himself an irresistible object of lust to everyone except Arthur. Arthur is not pleased. Also, Cobb wants to write a book.

We Both Go Down Together. by

fermine. 5 times Eames kissed Arthur and 1 time Arthur kissed him.

We Can Do This Until We Pass Out / Masterpost by

delires. They meet at this club in Soho. That’s Soho, London, not NYC. If it were NYC, Arthur would have better fucking places to go than G-A-Y. But it’s not, and he doesn’t.

We Should Be Whispering All the Time by

tequilideas. I feel morally obligated to state for the record that I think this is a terrible idea,” Eames says. “I think dating co-workers is a terrible, catastrophic, Roland Emmerich-level disaster kind of idea.” Yusuf snorts. “You only say that because Arthur dumped you.”

We Used to Wait by

chibi_lurrel. The first time Dominick Cobb meets Arthur, he is 22 and the boy is 14. The last time Eames meets him, he is 34 and Arthur is 29.

We Walk the Same Path (But Got on Different Shoes by

lastling. (AU) in which arthur recruits eames to "inception industries", an assassination company.

We Were Once Cinema Gods by

gyzym. (AU) That's the thing about Hollywood--everyone has a Hollywood story.

We Will Find a Shelter by

helloclock. Eames thinks he's helping Arthur make amends with an ex. Who knows why Arthur thought Eames was the best choice for the job. Head injury, maybe.

We’ll Always Have Motel 6 by

laceymcbain. “No, Arthur, we can stay here at the Motel 6 forever. I'll get a job washing dishes and parking cars, and you can start as a busboy and work your way up to night manager. We'll stay here in Room 13, living on take-away Chinese and love, and never, ever have to leave.”

We’ll Meet Again, Mr. Bond by

andrealyn. Arthur wishes that just once, he'd be let to play James Bond instead of just holding the keys for the car.

We’ll Sit and Wait for the Stars to Take Hold by

knowmydark. “There’s nothing else,” Arthur grits out against Eames’ shoulder. “We’re boxed in and we’re two guns to twenty-three."

We’re Always Kickin’ Back by

addandsubtract. (AU) “Wait, so, you’ve really never smoked a spliff before?’ Eames is squinting down at Robert, who is giggling quietly on the floor. He manages to shake his head, covering his mouth with one hand.

We’re Just Amateur Lovers and Amateur Friends by

la_victorienne. There might be a reason Eames doesn't know what Arthur's totem is.

Wearing Down the Rough Edges by

kellifer_fic. Arthur and Eames move in together.

Welcoming Back From the Ocean by

wldnst. The team disbands and Eames becomes a lobsterman. One day, he shoots a seal.

Weltschmerz by

cobweb_diamond. How to come to terms with the unsatisfactory nature of physical reality.

Werner Herzog Reads Dreamshare by

weatherfront. ...Thus it becomes clear, even to the uninitiated observer, that the world of shared dreaming is a rejection of civilization itself. (i would say don’t read it if only because IFRIT SHOULDN’T BE ENCOURAGED. but.)

What Happens at Camp Pine Ridge (Stays at Camp Pine Ridge) by

reliablemachine. It's the middle of summer, second week of July, and Eames's campers are totally out of control.

What I Did on My Summer Vacation by

cobweb_diamond. Jet skis and a fight scene.

What’s a Little Contract Hit Between Friends? by

laceymcbain. Arthur (accidentally) puts out a hit on Eames.

What’s the Time, Mr. Wolff? by

kiyala. Eames is a master thief, and Arthur is the jaded son of a rich businessman, stuck in a life he doesn't want. On a heist to steal artwork from Arthur's family home, Eames steals Arthur instead, and leads him into the world of shared dreaming. Finding their places in the world as mind criminals is easy. Figuring out how they fit together—and understanding themselves along the way—is not.

When I Grew Up by

aimlesstravels. Phillipa Marjorie Cobb is eleven years old the first time she sees her Uncle Arthur break down and cry. She's eleven and a half the first time he makes her cry.

When the Sun Rises, Tell Me You’ll Still Be Here by

onthecount. Arthur has a secret, and letters are exchanged.

When Two Suns Are Shining (the battle becomes blinding) by

knowmydark. Arthur and Eames have a special arrangement: whenever a hit is placed on either of them, the other takes the job to keep him from getting killed.

When We Swam by

chibi_lurrel. Cobb gets a lesson about Buddhist theology, Arthur always needs to be 17 moves ahead, and Eames doesn't know why.

Where All the Roads Lead by

knowmydark. Eames resorts to drastic measures to convince Arthur to go on holiday.

Where I Intended to Be by

amazingly_me. (AU) 'Oh Arthur,' his mother says rapturously after Arthur has escaped the ill intentions of the second magician andbeen singled out for embarrassment by Lord Godfrey’s steward through no fault of his own, 'I always hoped one of my sons would be a Heroic Archetype!'

Where Once Our Bodies Lay by

starlingthefool. (AU) And from my tenth floor tenement, where once our bodies lay, how I longed to hear you say: No, they'll never catch us now.

Where the Wild Things Are by

aestheticized. (AU) eames is a werewolf. arthur is a vampire.

Wherever You Will Be (That’s Where I’ll Call Home) aka domesticverse by

gyzym. People you kiss in an airport baggage claim and then don't talk to for thirteen months shouldn't be able to exist, let alone make your chest do the things Arthur's chest is doing. There are rules. (for the latest additions to this verse, check out the tag.)

Who Seems Most Kingly by

mixtapestar. (AU) Prince Eames meets his new servant boy.

Why Don’t We Do It in the Road by

sometimesalways. Just your ordinary stake-out.

Window Born to Be Broken by

wldnst. Eames is a romance novelist. There is a very pretty man in the window across from his new apartment.

With the Perfect Armour (with a perfect dream) by

knowmydark. A story about lost chances and rediscovering them. Arthur goes to Limbo to search for Eames.

With a Rifle or a Gun by

addandsubtract. There are many things that Arthur knows about himself with certainty – he’s a damn good shot, he’s allergic to artificial grape flavoring, he can’t stand tiny, rat-shaped dogs – but what probably gives him the most trouble is how terrible an actor he is. And he knows this.

With Regard to Shadowboxers by

weatherfront. Arthur and Eames sabotage each other's jobs-- until they can't anymore. Or: How Arthur and Eames Learned to Stop Worrying and Make Their Own Form of Social Capital.

Words, Words, Words by

andrealyn. (AU) Arthur teaches English at Saito Prep and life would be so much easier without resident drama teacher, Mr. Eames. It would also be far less fun and involve far less wooing.

World’s Afire by

lmeden. (AU) Arthur is standing in his small apartment, a long match in his hand, blazing with light at its tip, when it begins.

Worth by

climb. When Death shares her secret with you, then it's time.

Worth the Postage by

amazingly_me.

Write Your Name on the Dotted Line by

jibrailis. Arthur and Eames are older, and they have never had sex in their own skin.

Y Los Chicos, Se Están Besando by

recrudescence. It’s a combination of gratefulness and the Pride footage showing on one of the café’s televisions that has Arthur announcing, “I could marry you so hard right now.”

Yesterday Was Morning Sex, Today Is Spanking, Tomorrow Is Shower Porn, And Waking Up In Vegas Comes Afterwards / There’s Nowhere to Go But Down (and you’re coming with me) by

butterflythread. Eames like waking Arthur up with sex. Sometimes this leads to more sex. And dirty talk. And spanking. And Arthur agreeing to go case tables in Las Vegas.

You Are Not Allowed to Follow Me by

bronson. During the taxi cab shoot-out scene, it's Eames that gets shot, not Saito.

You Can’t Deny You Want the Happy Ending by

smallacts. (AU) Or (500) days of Eames.

You Clicked Your Heels and Wished for Me by

someidiothasice. This is nothing like the cartoons, or the post-its, or the clay figurines left for him like little prizes out of crackerjack boxes. This is special. This is personal, for the both of them.

You Don’t Know What It’s Been Like (Meeting Someone Like You) by

papered. Eames' love of patterns includes his boxers. Smiley faces, hundred dollar bills, rocket ships, dinosaurs, paisley, lipstick mouth prints, tweed pattern, flames, zebra stripes, rainbows, Union Jack, just anything ridiculous, and Arthur is all WTAF IS WRONG WITH YOU. And Eames is like, UM, OKAY, IT'S JUST UNDERWEAR, and to spite Arthur he wears a pair of really form-fitting black boxer-briefs one day and Arthur is like HNNNNNNNNGH *_____*

You Had Me Hooked at Cthulhu by

onthecount. (AU) How YouTube almost, maybe, possibly ruined Arthur’s life and improved Eames’ one thousand times over.

You Know I Would by

staraflur. (High school AU) “Besides,” Eames goes on, “I think we already established that I’m not most kids. I can remind you, if you’ve forgot.”

You May Find Yourself Living in a Shotgun Shack by

maybe77. Arthur tries a little self-help, dreamspace style.

You’ll Be So Pristine by

cobweb_diamond. Arthur gets a tattoo on his wrist and tries to hide it. Eames finds out and becomes obsessed with it.

You’re in a Maze by

andrealyn. Ariadne glimpses two sides of a story half-told.

You’re the One I’ve Been Dreaming of, You See by

papered. When he walks into his dark hotel room, there is an unexpected, human-shaped lump on the bed.

You’re Waiting for a Stranger by

mixtapestar. (AU) Arthur's plans for his life are very detailed and predictable, just the way he likes it... until Eames comes along.

You’ve Got the Touch by

addandsubtract. (AU) Eames wipes the blood away from the corner of his mouth. Arthur doesn’t regret punching him at all.

Zugunruhe by

weatherfront. The things that they are too afraid to want.

ok fine no it isn't. the following are comment!fics that I've really enjoyed (and if you've gone through everything up to this point, YOU PROBABLY WILL TOO :D)

( comment!fic )

Boy in the Angora Sweatervest by

weatherfront. the porn AU where Eames is a new star and Arthur is his fluffer

Clarity Which Clouds My Mind by

joanses. based on Mumford & Sons’ Winter Winds.

Early Returns by anonymous. Newspaper AU.

Hello, I Love You, Won’t You Tell Me Your Name by

eleveninches. Many people, Eames would find out later, assumed Eames had wanted Arthur from the moment they'd met. It was true Arthur was devestatingly attractive, but in all honesty, the first thing Eames had thought when he'd met Arthur was, Why did Cobb bring his son? (Or: It's all about trust.)

I’m the Man Who Loves You (Inside and Out) by

five_ht. belly rubs!

J. Crew AU by

foxxcub. (not comment!fic, but not!fic. with pictures! delicious sweatervest pictures.)

Just a Little Touch by

avocado_love. In this AU, the world is with tops and bottoms (instead of male/female) people become soul-mates once they have sex with their One True Love. D/s is optional, but it's like once a bottom gets a taste of their soul-mate, it's like the perfect union and the top's cock is like a syringe full of heroin and the other can never get enough of it.

Like a Trick of Light (i thought i could move on) by

two_if_by_sea. Arthur sees their relationship as a business transaction -- the exchange of pleasure for pleasure. Eames has always been in love with Arthur, but he'd rather have Arthur this way than not at all.

Love Blurts by

eleveninches. Eames takes a job with Cobb and Arthur’s competition.

Lifestyle Change by

airgiodslv. “Cobb, what did I tell you about babysitting?” Arthur says calmly. “Call me when they’re old enough to solve a Rubik’s cube.”

Marigolds by

writteninhaste. every year on Arthur's birthday Eames gives him the same gift.

Not Necessarily the Best Policy by

five_ht. A mistake in one of Yusuf's chemicals makes Arthur blurt all of his thoughts out loud. Including the dirty ones. The very, very dirty ones. About Eames.

Reject the Null Hypothesis by

five_ht. Buttplugs? It's just porn, really.

Saving People, Hunting Things by

ethrosdemon. AU, where they (or one of them are) Ghostbusters or Hunters or something like that. Dealing with the supernatural. SAVING PEOPLE.

Swallow (1 2 3) by

weatherfront. Arthur... is a very slutty drunk p.s. KEEP SCROLLING.

The Day They Broke Arthur by

weatherfront. Arthur is a hardcore badass, not a princess. However one day when working on a project, Arthur faints (maybe from working to hard and forgetting to you know, eat and sleep or whatever angle anon wants to go). Eames and Cobb instantly start fighting over whose job it is to take care of him (Eames playing the boyfriend card and Cobb using the BFF brother card). Of course while their fighting, the others are actually trying to figure out what's wrong with him.

The Mating Dance of Wide-Eyed Thieves by

weatherfront. Eames draws a rise from Arthur, and Arthur draws blood from Eames. Ariadne wonders what it's all about, because she's the only one that knows how to wonder.

The One With the Pancakes by

eleveninches. Instead of warning Eames off Arthur, I want a fill where Cobb actually gives him pointers.

The Twist by

chibi_lurrel. Handwaving chemistry makes Arthur smell totally fuckable. So everyone fucks him.

Thing by

pointwoman. (Toddler!AU) Eames absolutely knows that he is gonna marry Arthur when they grown up

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eleveninches. Eames gets jealous of Arthur’s vibrator.

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eleveninches. "I think," said Cobb, sounding defeated, "we're going to need Eames for this."

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eleveninches. In hindsight, Dom should have realized something was up the first time he witnessed Arthur laugh at something Eames said.

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eleveninches. It wasn’t Victor’s fault the job ended up being a set-up by the mark’s ex-wife. It certainly wasn’t Victor’s fault when Arthur, the point man he had borrowed for this job, was shot in the shoulder, going down without so much as a cry of pain. However, it was Victor’s fault when the c4 he’d had his architect, Hee Young, plant in the office also blew up the hospital next door -- the hospital he’d intended on taking Arthur to once they’d disposed of the men trying to kill them.

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eleveninches. They were working on perfecting Ariadne's penrose stairs (which she still maintained was the coolest thing ever) when Arthur turned to her and asked, "Do you think Eames is hot?"

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airgiodslv. (Werewolf AU) Trust Arthur to know how to handle lycanthropes, just like he knows how to handle bloody everything else.

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bronson. Eames is a mechanic. Arthur has a fancy car.

What Doesn’t Kill You by

airgiodslv. (Double genderswap) She hates that they’re even talking about this. She hates that Eames has seen her stabbed, shot and disemboweled, but this is still an issue, still something to be addressed.

You’re Waiting for an Orgasm by

weatherfront. Arthur is inflicted by a "Have sex or Die" poison. Everyone fights to be the one to save him.

You’ve Got a Smile That Could Light up This Whole Town by

someidiothasice. Arthur is the popular kid. Drama student Eames pines.

...........and well. since i have you. MORE.

REC LIST OF AUTHORS (AKA authors who have written awesome non-A/E-centric fics):
or: WE GET IT, YOU REALLY LIKE THESE WRITERS. my heart wants what it wants, you guys.

( AND THEN SOME ) -- Something Like a Hero. Ariadne/Mal.

addandsubtract -- Until Our Marrows Mix. Cobb/Mal. (Cheating and adding a second, Gen rec because omg STAR TREK AU *_* Spaceman Said Everybody Look Down.)

bookshop -- I Guess We’ll Just Have to Adjust. Gen

bronson -- All Your Theories Turn to Dust. Cobb/Eames

chibi_lurrel -- The Uses of Sorrow. Arthur/Robert

cobweb_diamond -- A Cocktail and a Kiss on the Cheek. Mal/Ariadne.

delires -- The World We Wanted. Cobb/Eames, Arthur/Eames, Mal/Eames, Mal/Cobb

ethrosdemon -- The Deep End of the Ocean. Gen, Robert-centric.

fermine -- In a Dream House, We All Ride Carousels. Cobb/Arthur
imperfectcircle -- Load, Misdirection, Switch. Ariadne/Saito, Arthur/Eames.

kellifer_fic -- Remember How You Got Here. Ariadne/Arthur

onthecount -- You Know We’ve Missed a Turn. Mal/Ariadne

recrudescence -- Subjacent. Arthur/James

someidiothasice -- Five Things That Never Happened to Arthur. Arthur/Mal, Arthur/Robert

starlingthefool -- The Wind on the Mountain. Ariadne/Arthur/Eames

traincar -- In the Face of All Odds. Arthur/Ariadne

two_if_by_sea -- You Know This Type (i know your type). Arthur/Saito

wldnst -- I Saw a Life, I Called It Mine. Ariadne/Yusuf, Arthur/Eames

weatherfront -- Sorry It Had to Be Like This. Cobb/Arthur

Masterpost | A - H | I - O | P - T | U - Z + extras

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i'm going to be so fucking pissed if i don't win fandom contrbution of the year

REASONS WHY A CERTAIN FIC IS NOT ON THIS LIST (from Not Very Likely to 99.9% Likely):
a. I hated it.
b. I disliked it.
c.. I couldn’t find it. (some fics have been deleted/f-locked/redirected, and I haven’t found an accessible link.)
d. It wasn’t completed. (and therefore, I probably haven’t read it. ._.)
e. I forgot about it. /o\ (HAVE YOU SEEN HOW LONG THIS IS. D: IT’S NOTHING PERSONAL, I PROMISE.)
f. I haven’t read it yet. ← 99.9% Likely

If you think a fic should be on here, let me know! :D I prefer LJ or AO3 links, but beggars can’t be choosers etc etc.
If you want to know why a certain fic is on here, you can either comment below or message me. I left out personal commentary since, well, THIS GOT REALLY LONG OK. |: (skldflj i joked on Twitter about how I'd have a 500-limit cut-off and omg. did you know. 600+ FICS.

also, omg, let me know if I’ve done something ridiculously stupid like: PUT THE WRONG NAME. or wrong link. or any other general God, Vivi, Y SO STUPID things.

p.s. lol can we just agree to ignore my complete FAIL at alphabetizing?
p.p.s. using my stephane icon because i am so WHELMED OK.

( A - G ). "The drugs that Yusuf used on Arthur made him high n' horny. Eames batting off Arthur's moves on him."

...Slowdance on the Inside / Glycerine by cherryvanilla. "You move slow like daytime drama."

100 Things Eames Is No Longer Allowed to Do by

unvarnishedtale &

immoral_crow. 100 things Eames is no longer allowed to do. (Would link everything but sldkfjlkj CAN’T EVEN FIND IT ALL YET. /o\ also, may be helpful to watch 100thingsverse. (1, 3, 5, 6, 11, 12, 15, 16, 24, 29, 32 & 33, 35, 38, 40, 42, 43, 47, 48, 50, 52, 57, 58, 59. 65, 70, 71, 73, 79, 80, 86, 87, 88)

A Brighter Thing by

lmeden. Eames walks away from the arrivals gate, incomprehensible chatter swirling around him, and the heavy weight of the PASIV in his hand, never dreaming that this machine is real – that it will bring him anything more than a tidy profit.

A Contraption, Armed to the Teeth by

guns_and_butter. “Just once,” Eames says, “I wish you’d let me come round when I’m not in mortal peril.”

A Fool From Any Direction by

syllic. (AU) Eames is a knight, and Arthur is a stable boy. Eames brings him little tokens from his quests and Arthur reverently removes his armor and lets Eames press him down sweetly into the hay.

A Hard Day’s Night by

fermine. It’s early in the morning wherever the team has gathered, and Arthur’s sleepy.

A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall by

aimlesstravels. (AU) In the aftermath of World War III and the Second Civil War of the United States, the members of the dream sharing industry have been turned into fugitives, driven underground and into hiding in order to escape assassination by Fischer Industries USA - except for one, the former leading point man in the business, who has turned traitor against the fugitives Dom Cobb, Public Enemy Number one; and the infamous Eames, leader of the Resistance.

A House of Cards by

veritas_nescio. short Inception-coda.

A House of Leaves by

fermine. Arthur and Eames raising Cobb's kids for some reason.

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss (Until It’s Not) / London Calling by

ester_inc. As if the terms of endearment weren't driving Arthur crazy already, now Eames has started kissing him - just on the cheek, but he does it all the time.

A Line You Don’t Want From Me Like a Hole in Your Head by

la_victorienne. In which Eames proposes, twice, and Arthur says no, twice.

A Little Foolishness and a Lot of Curiosity by

eleveninches. Eames has got Arthur all wrong, but he's too busy trying to hit that to notice.

A Lot of Little Lies for the Sake of One Big Truth by

fermine. Eames lights two cigarettes at once; one for him, one for Arthur.

A Love Story in E Minor by

sirona_gs. It's a heady delight, having a gorgeous child prodigy working in your music shop, but it's even better when you know he trusts you enough to share his past.

A Man Dreams About a Woman and Then He Met Her by

acidpop25. There's a lot no one knows about Arthur.

A Piece of the Plate (Got Stuck in My Heart) by

jibrailis. Iron Chef AU. In which there are cooking competitions, ruminations on the length of Eames' penis, professional jealousy, and second chances.

A Puppy with a Closet Full of Dunhill by

amazingly_me. (AU) It turned out that Glee Club wasn’t so much a club as it was three people who were surgically attached to their iPods and wanted Barbra Streisand’s diva notes to make sweet, sweet love to their ears. Which was fine, because that was pretty much exactly who Ariadne was, too.

A Reason for Hope in Us by

la_victorienne. (AU) He shouldn’t be here--of course he shouldn’t be here, Arthur won’t want to see him, but it’s been the roughest of nights, and this is the only place--literally the only place he could think to go.

A Secret Love by

sirona_gs. (AU) A reworking of Ms Laurens' A Secret Love. Lord Arthur Morwellan is desperate -- otherwise he would never have approached such a dangerous gentleman as Mr Gabriel Eames. While they grew up together, a misguided fight in their youth resulted in their estrangement from each other. But Arthur knows that Eames is the only person who can help him now, and he must find a way to gain his assistance -- even if it means deceiving him as to the true identity of the person in need. But what happens when Eames discovers his shocking secret?

A Secret Only Both of Us Know by

la_victorienne. Eames and Arthur go way back. Farther back than either one of them will admit.

A Series of One Night Stands by

cmonkatiekatie. Mal and Dom get married in Paris. It's a slapdash, thrown together thing, all late summer light and folding chairs and sunshine through trees.

A Shot Across the Bows by

five_ht. (AU) Eames is the first mate, Arthur is the disgruntled captive cabin boy turned highly competent ship's medic (still disgruntled).

A System Failure for the Masses by

cobweb_diamond. Following a worldwide epidemic, Arthur has to remain quarantined in a bunker and Eames sneaks in to visit him. Featuring prison breaks, cabin fever, Yusuf, and revolution.

A Town at the Bottom of the Ocean / Build a Big Log Cabin in the Country by

smallacts. Arthur buys an island. It takes Eames a year to figure out which one.

A Thrill to Rest My Cheek to by

delires. Arthur is sitting in a restaurant in downtown LA, waiting for a blind date.

A Well-Defined Function by

mithrigil. Eames is smarter than Arthur thinks. Arthur is smarter than Eames gives him credit for.

Ach, des Knaben Augen / Steinway!verse by

toomuchplor. AU where Arthur's a pianist and Eames is a lyric baritone and their love is so lieder.

Action! Adventure! Certain Death! Paisley! by

jibrailis. (AU) Pulp fiction superhero fic for great justice.

Adagietto (Pictures at an Eameshibition) by

bookshop. Orchestra AU

Adrift by

eternalsojourn. (AU) During the depression era, Arthur rides the rails to escape his life. He meets a gambler and a thief, and discovers more than he expected as he hurtles in the dark through the heartland of America.

Again & Again by

sorrynotsorry. Arthur is across the room, chatting with Mrs. Samuels. They’re laughing about something and he’s touching her elbow lightly as their heads bend towards one another. She’s in something Narcisco Rodriguez, Arthur in Canali. It’s a pale, cool grey suit, immaculately tailored, showing of the length of his legs, the perfect squaring of his shoulders. It’s the slope of his neck as he leans in, the small crinkle around his eyes, the elegant way his hands move and curl around a glass- the entire effect is captivating.

Against the Fall of the Night / Sometime Around Midnight by

cthonical. Arthur is the Huffliest Puff. Eames is a ghost. In which there is a Yule Ball and something terrible happens.

Alea Iacta Est by

aramleys_words. (AU) Arthur is a military tribune, Eames cheats at dice, and the result is a merry chase.

All the Faces You Wear by

andrealyn. Arthur's known Eames for a while now and he's always wearing different faces, hiding the one Arthur prefers to see.

All the Pretty Girls by

fermine. Arthur has been crossdressing for in private for years now, but hides it from everyone because he's too ashamed. Eames finds out and uses it as leverage to get him to have sex.

All’s Fair by

eleveninches. Arthur can always find Eames, and Eames needs to know if Arthur wants him just as badly.

All Manner of Wolves by

weatherfront. In the immortal words of Freddie Mercury, Fucking on the subway, fucking on the subway, fucking on the subway on a job. How Arthur and Eames meet; hint, it is by fucking on the subway. Unfortunately, this fic does not actually have anything to do with Freddie Mercury, but it does contain a light dash of Little Red Riding Hood.

All Our Wires Got Crossed by

five_ht. Exposition, and then porn, and then porn and feelings, and then feelings.

All the Boys With Their Toys by

jibrailis. Arthur likes to invent things. And grow mustaches. He's a man of many facets.

All the Rules to Break by

foxxcub. A notorious serial killer returns after a three-year hiatus, reminding Detective Arthur Moss of the infamous case he couldn't close. But when the FBI becomes involved, Arthur is forced to work side-by-side once again with Special Agent Daniel Eames, a man who knows Arthur better than Arthur himself will ever admit. Both men must confront their past and heal old wounds in order to bring a psychopath to justice.

All We Need Is One More Time by

postcardmystery. (AU) "Have you been read your rights, sir?"

Alone / Alive by

knowmydark. Eames’ inability to concentrate on the job is Arthur’s fault, and it could end them both in Limbo.

Alpha by

eternalsojourn. Arthur and Eames are werewolves who meet for the first time and battle it out to determine who's the Alpha Male.

Amazing Grace by

airgiodslv. “Cobb’s in a coma,” Arthur says. It’s the first time he’s said it out loud; the words feel strange in his mouth. “He’s fallen into limbo. Mal and I can’t wake him up.”

An Empty Glass of Scotch and a Poker Chip by

kiyala. Eames has the talent to slip in and out of people's houses without leaving a sign of his presence. Arthur wonders why he's made it a habit to break into his apartment, and make sure Arthur knows.

Anal [Inception] / Anal [Inception] Part 2 / Gonna Go When the Volcano Blows / Hallowed / Never Knew Raiding Like This Before by

cthonical. Arthur and Eames both play WoW. They kick ass at Warsong Gulch, and when they team up they’re nigh on unstoppable. They don’t know they’re playing with each other. (Also: Arthur explains WoW.) this series is probably better known as NOT NOW COBB WE’RE DOING BG’S. :’)

And a Gunshot for Her Lullaby by

cthonical. After the number of firefights he’s been in, Eames figures he probably shouldn’t find the sound of rifle discharge so familiar and comforting. It’s probably more the fact that he knows it’s Arthur firing it that’s the comforting part, really.

And All of This Baggage by

canyousayhot. (AU) Arthur wonders what his troubles are, what he does for a living, why he’s wearing his belt so high up on his torso, and if he’s ever been to a tailor in his life.

And Gone by

recrudescence. He still can't tell if Arthur doesn't know his limits or if he gets off on ignoring them. He's decided he doesn't particularly care.

And He Just Wants Another Cigarette by

onthecount. Eames is eight. His mom is talking about grass. Fescue. Bermuda. Lindsay is six, and she is snug against his side. Her hair hasn’t been brushed for days, and it shows.

And I Feel Fine by

amazingly_me. So as it turns out, Arthur is in love. This is not a particularly welcome revelation, besides which he isn't quite sure what to do with it.

And It Hurts Like Hell by

climb &

canyousayhot. Eames loves Arthur. Arthur loves Eames. On a burnt piece of sketch paper in the forest. On a crumpled piece of graphing paper in a long forgotten warehouse. On the inside of a book left in a used bookstore. On torn out pages from a moleskin (carefully folded and kept close to the breast). These are the words they should have said to each other, but never quite did.

And Miles to Go Before I Sleep by

fermine. Arthur gets deaged mentally to 16 or so. Even though he hasn't met Eames yet, being 16, he still inherently trusts him.

And Now You Know by

dialectical. A leaked D/s sex tape of Arthur and Eames shows up in Dom's email inbox.

And the Doors Are Open by

guns_and_butter. “Yusuf,” she says, dangerously, “did you give my point man a love potion?”

Antarctic by

sekkritbandlj. It felt like a dream at first. Mostly because Arthur couldn't remember falling or how he had ended up at the base of a rather towering precipice. He could have sworn that he had been nearly at the top.

Any Eventuality by

starlingthefool. People assume that Eames likes to be in perfect control of everything: how he presents himself to the world, how others see him, how an extraction goes down. That's true, mostly. Sometimes. The reality is more complicated.

Anybody With a Heart Votes Love by

knowmydark. Sin City!AU. Arthur is a whore; Eames can't help himself. This is a story about desire.

Arctic Dreams by

wldnst. Arthur is a marine biologist. Eames is his rival, but Eames doesn't know that.

Artist AU by

onthecount. Mr. Eames with his latest work, “There Are Only So Many Times You Can See Guernica And Tell Me He Stole It From Matisse,” which he says is a tribute to the muralist Arthur Hoffman.

Artistocats AU (!!!!!!!!) by

onthecount. “What the fuck,” Arthur says, sitting rigidly upright. His tail flicks around behind him irritably. Eames leans bodily into his side, peering into the basket. “It’s kittens,” he says. “Abandoned kittens.”

As If You Were the Small Room Closed in Glass by

knowmydark. In which Arthur learns what it is that he actually wants.

(As I’m Free) Take Me Down the Way by

knowmydark. This is a story about growing up.

As It Comes by

knowmydark. Arthur falls into a coma after a job gone wrong. When he wakes up from it four and a half years later, Eames is waiting for him, but things aren't as simple as that.

At Home in the Sea by

pyrimidine. Eames's freelancing terms are as follows: Will only accept jobs from Dom Cobb or jobs that come through Dom Cobb. Team maximum is four. Pay 100% upfront. Everyone must already be under before he'll hook in. He gets to back out at any time if he sees fit to do so.

Attached You Will Find by

meiface. It turns out that Eames sending dirty pictures to Arthur's phone has become something of a routine thing.

Au Sourire de Montmartre by

onthecount. Eames takes Arthur to Paris to tell him he loves him

Baby, It’s Cold Outside by

papered. (AU) Arthur and Eames work on a Christmas tree farm.

Baby, You’re a Firework by

cmonkatiekatie. Arthur's been struggling against his attraction to Eames because Eames turns him on too much; he comes too soon and it humiliates him. Eames figures it out and teaches him control.

Baciami by

eleveninches. (AU) Eames the gondolier meets Arthur the thief.

Beauty of the Beast by

kiyala. When Eames takes on a job from Cobb to shape shift as his daughter, he knows that this will be interesting. When he's told that he'll be playing prisoner to the wicked beast in the castle just outside of the town, he isn't sure what to expect. He doesn't expect to find Arthur, a bitter ex-hunter who is still struggling to come to terms with his curse, and he definitely doesn't expect to fall for a man who refuses to believe in love.

Believe Me If You Can (The House at Pooh Corner) by

gyzym. In a world where Arthur is Rabbit, Eames is Tigger, Cobb is Pooh, Yusuf is Eeyore, Ariadne is Piglet and Saito is Owl, nothing makes sense anymore.

Bend It by

cthonical. (AU) Arthur's last semester at school gets way more interesting than he bargained for when his gymnastics idol, Eames, moves in just down the street.

Best Boy in the Valley by

maybe77. Porn star AU.

Better by

fermine. Arthur joins in on Eames' dream and finds him with projection!Robert.

Beware Our Nubile Miscreants by

chibi_lurrel. Arthur meets Eames at an Of Montreal concert while wearing skinny jeans and a Ted Leo pin. AUish.

Birds on a Wire by

traincar. they're three parts stupid and two destructive.

Black Water by

persephone_il. At the second level, with Dom screaming right into his face, something inside Arthur goes calm and still as he thinks, I don't have to do shit for you. (Or, How Arthur Got His Groove Back, While Eames Never Lost His.)

Bliss by

foxxcub. Arthur and Eames are stranded on a deserted island as children and fall in love as they grow older.

Blood and Bone by

lmeden. (AU) In which Arthur is a Necromancer and everything else is quite a bit different as well.

Both Feet on the Ground by

andrealyn. Eames vanishes for five days and comes back married. It takes twenty-five years for all the fractioned pieces to make sense in a bigger picture.

Breaking Point by

crayon_scrawls. When Eames meets Arthur, it's hate at first sight.

Breath of God by

veritas_nescio. It happens slowly, progressing over years, time measured in continents slipping through the hour glass.

Buongiorno, Felicita by

weatherfront. Arthur is the son of a mafia boss. Eames is hired to protect him. And he does, through gunfire and explosions and erections and too many sweets.

Burden of the Mighty by

reliablemachine. Professor Eames tries to get close to Arthur the TA but there's a secret keeping him distant.

Burn My Bridges by

knowmydark. Arthur begins to slip over the brink and it's easier than he thought it would be.

But It’s a Good Refrain by

amazingly_me. “You have to kiss,” one of the portraits on the wall informs them in tones of sternest authority. If Arthur squints, the fierce-featured, curly-haired woman pictured reminds him a bit of one of his great aunts.

Call and Answer / Echo Effect by

airgiodslv. “Call if you need me,” Arthur says, “and I’ll come.”

Can Lay My Body Down, Can’t Find My Sweet Release by

cthonical. Arthur is a spermpire and must suck cock to survive. Eames pines.

Can’t Buy This Sort of Happiness by

knowmydark. AU where Eames orders a mail-order bride, but instead he gets an Arthur.

Can’t Get Enough of You (Baby) by

heyheyrenay. Eames vanishes from dreamshare and Arthur goes a little crazy looking for him until he stumbles across him -- with a baby.

Can’t Hurry Love by

smallacts. Mal and Dom invite Arthur and Eames over for Christmas.

Carry Me When You Go Forth by

cherrybina. (AU) Eames would have thought that a 16-year-old would be entirely too complicated for his life, but Arthur proves himself to be more than worth the effort.

Cartography for Amateurs by

jibrailis. A birth, a death, a wedding, a pair of missing cufflinks, and the road to California. (Road trip AU).

Cat and Mouse by

kiyala. Eames is convinced that he doesn't know Arthur at all. He's the only one who believes it.

Changing of the Guard by

normalhumanbein. They’re in Madrid, and Eames is leaning against the jamb of the hotel door, legs crossed at the ankle, hat tipped politely, linen suit slowly plastering itself to his back. “You’ve been looking for me,” he says.

Chasing the Rising Sun by

foxxcub. The point is, Arthur’s life is just fine without this scruffy, annoying puppy following him everywhere.

Check Me Out by

wldnst. Eames is a university reference librarian. Arthur is a particularly interesting patron.

Childish Thoughts, Adult Minds by

sekkritbandlj. "And who is gullible? Who is the most susceptible to lies?" Yusuf asked them.

Close Your Eyes, Replay These Days by

mixtapestar. This is a story of self-discovery, of running from love and of waking up. But you should know up front: this is a love story.

Cold Climate Love by

jeannedecarnin. (AU) Eames is thirty-three years old and he feels like he’s ready to die. His joints calcified, ligaments torn, the cartilage worn down to brittle bone...

College RA’s by

sekkritbandlj. (AU) "Eames? Do you have a minute?" Arthur seemed worried and it wasn't a particular good look for him. In fact, it made Eames on edge. Arthur was the RA in the hall above his own and last time Arthur came to him with such a serious demeanor, one of Eames' residents had left a live chemistry set in the building shared handicapped bathroom.

Comfort and Joy by

delires. Christmas is about finding a place to call home.

Comfort and Joy by

meiface. The first five times don't count, because Arthur says so, and after that he's sort of lost count.

Commitment Is a Stolen Dali...Among Other Things by

climb. Between the two of them they could start a museum, or at the very least they could do a fine impression of one inside the walls of any given mansion expansive enough to have wings.

Conspirators in Living by

smallacts. After his mother "retires," Arthur finds himself in need of a new business partner. He gets a bit more than he bargained for with Eames. (See also: Conspirators in Living [e side] by

canyousayhot.)

Count to Three And by

addandsubtract. Arthur is packing up his files, organizing them alphabetically.

Counterbalancing the Abacus by

andrealyn. He drowns in order to draw in air. He bleeds out so that he can open his eyes to a brand new world after every dream. In which Eames abandons his team and Arthur visits to discover why.

Code Name Albatross by

wldnst. It isn’t until Eames shoots the first mate of the Fisher in the chest with a harpoon gun that he wonders how this will affect his chance at tenure.

Crime and Medicine by

eleveninches. When a simple extraction on Cobb goes haywire, Arthur loses a friend, gains an enemy, falls in love, and finds out exactly who he is -- give or take a new alias or two. In which Fischer is incepted, Cobb's secrets are property of the U.S. government, and Eames teaches Arthur that PVPing is an excellent life skill to have when you're accidentally becoming a bad ass dreamsharing motherfucker.

Crush by

knowmydark. Like sandpaper, like the heart put into a box, like a gun-sight, like years, like time, like roads, like the way that the boy moves next to you, like his teeth, like his eyes, like his mouth, like his throat, like miles, like miles, like miles, like miles, like closer, like not quite close enough.

Cuddleslut by

meiface. In which Eames doesn't know how to cuddle, Arthur finds himself giving lessons, and arguments are won by cheating.

Dakota by

fermine. Eames was sick. Arthur knew this because of the way he dragged his feet across the carpet, pausing by the doorway to lean against the wall and catch his breath. He had droopy socks on and silk boxer shorts and his face was pale and puffy. He looked like shit.

Darling by

tequilideas. “It’s not real,” Arthur says. “Whatever you think you’re doing, it’s not real.” “Of course,” Eames says, “but that’s only true for certain values of ‘real.’”

Darling, Don’t Fade on Me by

andrealyn. Ten years ago, they achieved successful inception. Since then, Eames' sanity has slowly begun to splinter into various forgeries. Arthur puts together a plan to complete inception once more and bring Eames back to the world. Despite the threat of failure, losing Eames, and the perils of limbo, Arthur is willing to try anything.

Darling We Were Meant to Be by

papered. (AU) in which arthur is the chemistry TA and eames is the student who comes to every single office hour. except... not really.

Das Vorbewusste by

weatherfront. Eames navigates the preconscious world straight into Arthur's pants.

Desiderata by

weatherfront. Eames doesn't deal in fractions.

Desperate Romantics by

fermine. Arthur and Eames have been in relationship for years, but neither want to admit it first.

Dial by Fire by

weatherfront. Arthur and Eames suck at phone sex.

Dig, Lazarus, Dig by

sho_no_tabi. The last thing Arthur had said was, "I think I'm onto something here, Eames. I'll call you tomorrow." And then he hadn't called, and that, of all things, was not like Arthur.

Diptych by

veritas_nescio. Their relationship just starting out, Arthur tries to understand Eames through his label as 'forger'.

Dispatches From a Life on the Run / If It’s Not Here Soon, I Might Be Done by

cobweb_diamond. Eames can't understand why Cobb decided to partner up with someone so dull he apparently goes over CCTV footage in his off-hours.

Documentation of an Affair by

onthecount.

Dog Days Are Over by

foxxcub. “Eames.” Arthur resists shoving a hand through his hair. “We can’t just go around looking like—” “Like teenagers?” Eames’ smile gets disgustingly wide.

Don’t Call My Eames by

ivynights. His name is Alejandro. Of course his name is Alejandro.

Don’t Fall in Love With a Dreamer / Love Grows (Where Cobb Goes) by

eleveninches. Arthur joins the mile high club, Cobb joins the broken hearts club, Eames joins the smug extractors' club, and Yusuf just wants to club everyone. Or, Eames steals Cobb's point man.

Don’t Know What You’ve Got by

veritas_nescio. What they seem to have changes with exposure.

Don’t Stop Believin’ by

fermine. GLEE AU.

Don’t Think About Elephants by

kiyala. After a test with one of Yusuf's new compounds goes wrong, Arthur and Eames find themselves in physical pain unless they're kissing.

Don’t Think, Don’t Wonder by

knowmydark. Arthur and Eames miss the kick on a job and end up trapped in a desert in Arthur's mind.

Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right by

fermine. Arthur, in a drunken stupor or sleepy in-the-dark escape from the bedroom the morning after accidentally puts on Eames's shirt.

Double Buck by

wldnst. Arthur and Eames are lumberjacks, and they're okay. Or: Arthur has absolutely no interest in sawing double buck, especially not with someone who also uses a chainsaw.

Downpour by rageprufrock. (AU) "I'm not letting you go back to that house."

Drank the Dark Wine of the New York Night by

fermine. Eames shampooing Arthur’s hair in the shower.

Dream a Little Dream of Me by

meiface. Arthur likes routine and his job as a bank teller gives him that. Falling in love with the man who comes in to rob the bank, however, is not a part of the routine.

Dreams Are for Rookies / A Gentleman Not In Your Books by

foxxcub. Two months before the end of sophomore year, Arthur lets Ariadne talk him into “making an appearance” at a party held by the captain of the soccer team, way to hell and gone out in the suburbs. The house is over-sized, the music too loud, and no one, save a half dozen people, can remember Arthur’s name. It’s pretty much his idea of hell. And that’s all before he chugs four beers in the kitchen to avoid talking to anyone and somehow ends up in a closet during an impromptu game of Seven Minutes in Heaven.

Drop Your Differences at the Door by

kellifer_fic. (AU) They really shouldn't - but they do.

Dynamite Is Waiting / Don’t Worry About the Futureby

reliablemachine. (AU) Arthur is dragged to the carnival by his sister, Ariadne. They get their fortune told and the psychic tells Arthur he is going to fall in love with a beautiful stranger.

Eames Blowing Kisses by

cobweb_diamond. Every time Eames leaves after a job, he blows Arthur a kiss. One day, Arthur catches one.

East Asian (東亞細亞) Love Song Tour by

weatherfront. the one where Arthur serenades Eames in three languages he can't speak.

Edith by

ethrosdemon. Arthur, since his youngest days, has always been attracted to a certain type of unpredictable, chaos-inducing person.

Eldritch Horror and All That, Love by

ethrosdemon. There is, of course, the unfortunate job where the psyche of the mark calls for them to be vampires. Arthur makes all the suitable protests about his dignity and how cliché it all is, but Eames ruins everything.

En Haut et en Baus by

weatherfront. Mal makes them do it. Mal makes them tell stories. Mal makes them fumble for something to touch. Mal makes them fuck, but maybe that's not the important part.

En Route to Transylvania by

weatherfront. Vampire Arthur, Goatherd Eames, sitting in a farming village in an undetermined historical time period, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, oh my god, this song doesn't even fit the meter.

End Game by

bronson. Arthur finds out that Eames has been telling other people in the dreamsharing community that he and Arthur are an item. Arthur thinks it's to protect Arthur, which makes him see red, but really Eames just wants people to keep their hands off Arthur. Because even if he doesn't know it yet, Arthur belongs to Eames.

Even Game by

thehoyden. Eames has the grace to look pleasantly surprised and intrigued, and if it's a front, it's beautifully done.

Even If This Ship Sinks by

kiyala. (AU) It won’t leave his mind. He’s not even sure he wants it to. All he knows is that he can’t stop thinking about it: the cool night air, the clear sea, and a man.

Even That We Will Wake Up Is an Assumption by

knowmydark. In which Eames falls in love with one side of Arthur and forgets that Arthur may actually be human.

Every Dog by

wldnst. Arthur steals Eames' dog.

Everything I Build (Is Breaking Down by

smilebackwards. Arthur only ever works with Dominic Cobb.

Everything’s Magic by

foxxcub. Eames is a were-unicorn, and Arthur is the architect unknowingly out to destroy Eames' home. The rest is just a fairytale love story.

Eye on Authority, Thumbprint's a Forgery by

imogenedisease. "Oh," Eames says. "A potential riot. I must be going love, ta!"

Faith in Aberrations by

recrudescence. There isn’t much that has Arthur hesitating and faltering like a virgin. Eames privately finds it charming that someone who’s led a life as eventful as Arthur’s can still be so sweetly squeamish about certain things.

Fall to Pieces by

cherrybina. Arthur is always so uptight and in control; Eames wants to make him lose it. Eames bets Arthur will only last fifteen minutes before he comes, and Arthur, of course, wants to prove him wrong. He thinks he can, too, because he didn't count on Eames' shameless exploitation of all of his kinks.

Far Out to Pieces and Alone by

traincar. arthur doesn't know what they have, but it tastes like grief. eames finds out why.

Faster Than Without Water by

viva_gloria. Art and lies, paradoxes and mazes: Ariadne needs to unravel a crime that was committed in dreams and in reality.

Felis Catus by

fermine. Yusuf’s experiment goes wrong. Arthur changes into a kitten and Eames takes care of him.

Fire Favoured by

andrealyn. (AU) arthur's always burned hot. he's just never lost control so much until a shapeshifter with bad habits came along.

Five Hundred Chances for a First Impression by

meiface. "Out of my way," says a total asshole who elbows his way in front of Arthur.

Five Lives They Never Led by

acidpop25. (AU) Five different roads never taken.

Five Parts of Eames’ Body That Turn Arthur on / Five Parts of Arthur’s Body That Turn Eames on by

acidpop25.

Five Times Eames Made Arthur Smile During Sex (and One Time Arthur Made Eames Smile by

cherrybina. Eames never expected a smile to be his undoing.

Flannel: A Love Story by

jibrailis. Arthur has a secret love of flannel. Eames has a not-so-secret love of Arthur. They end up in Canada.

Flash by

weatherfront. "Excuse me," comes a voice from above them, "I was just wondering if-- if you might be who I think you are."

Flash Point by

knowmydark. AU where Arthur is a pin-up model, and Eames is his biggest fan.

Flawless by

knowmydark. It's been five years but Eames still can't stop wanting him.

Flip by

eternalsojourn. Arthur's never bottomed. Though he's always wanted to, he never trusted anyone to do it right. Eames is up to the task.

Football AU by

sekkritbandlj. Eames is a famous football/soccer player hitting on Arthur who just want an autograph for his baby sister Ariadne!

For All the World’s a Stage by

sound_of_bells. (AU) They’re rehearsing every day, for hours and hours, which means that Eames has more than enough opportunities to get under Arthur’s skin. It’s not, he reflects, even that he wants to fuck him – he does, but that’s beside the point. He wants to drive him out of his mind, really, and doesn’t let him be bothered by the fact that he doesn’t know quite why that is.

For the Man Who Has Everything by

ethrosdemon. It starts innocently enough (yeah, right), Arthur sends Eames a birthday gift as a sort of (ok, totally) signal that Arthur knows these things about him.

Forged You Like a Weapon, Like an Arrow in My Bow by

fermine. Five times Eames called Arthur in the middle of the night, and one time Arthur showed up unexpectedly on Eames' doorstep.

Fridays, I’m in Love by

foxxcub. Eames is watching him with something irritatingly tentative in his eyes, like he thinks Arthur’s a virgin or something, which...they do not need to be discussing right now.

Friendly Fire by

eleveninches. A week after the events of the movie, Cobb checks in with his teammates.

Full Nelson by

pyrimidine. (AU) Eames’s tattoos are horrid. That doesn’t stop anyone sitting in the bleachers from openly staring at them.

Gelatin Silver by

wldnst. Arthur teaches Eames how to make gelatin silver prints.

Get Along by

wldnst. Eames gets a dog named Arthur, who is a girl, and meets a person named Arthur, who is not.

Get Me Away From Here, I’m Dying by

fermine. Arthur inadvertently destroys Eame's totem, somehow. Eames decides that Arthur's tongue is an adequate replacement for said totem.

Get Out of My Dream, Get into My Car by

eleveninches. Arthur mysteriously disappears after a job, and for the first time, Eames is the one searching for him. A story in which Eames is emotionally stunted, and Arthur unknowingly saves Liverpool.

Ginger Sling with a Pineapple Heart / Hot Glare/Jerk Off by

reliablemachine. (AU) Arthur is in high school and comes home to find that his new neighbor (Eames) has finally moved in.

Glow Glow Melt and Flow by

foxxcub. Arthur knows he’s being fussy. He also knows he’s too tired to focus on how his subconscious seems to think providing him with a mostly-naked, bed-hogging Eames is somehow conducive to him getting a decent night’s sleep.

God Save the Queen by

someidiothasice. (AU) Eames is a prince. Arthur is his manservant.

Good for Now by

blue_fish. When the text comes to Eames's phone, he knows at a glance that it's legitimate. When Arthur is being coerced to contact him, he uses his name. When he's contacting Eames of his own free will, he uses code.

Good to the Last Drop by

jibrailis. aka the juicebox fic. In which Arthur's ass is magic and Eames likes sticking his tongue into small, tight holes.

Good Road Home by

wldnst. Eames hates his life, gets drunk, and ends up stateside. Then there is a road trip.

Hallefuckinglujah by

weatherfront. Arthur is a young priest whose faith is faltering and Eames is the sinner who makes him fall hard. …In a dream. And then they have sex. In a story in which Arthur is not Jewish.

Hallmark of the Holidays by

meiface. AU. No one is supposed to like their gag gifts, but Arthur insists on being that person.

Hard to Be Soft, Tough to Be Tender by

smallacts. Hate him, love him. It doesn’t matter. He’s still Arthur’s.

He Is the Wild Bunch by

smallacts. Distantly, Eames can almost appreciate that he’s being fought over, ridiculous as that sounds, given that Arthur is involved, given that One Two never really wanted him anyway. But there’s too much at stake to have any real fun with it.

Hell of a Long Way Home by

ester_inc. With his weary face and rumpled clothes, he looks like any other patron in this disreputable, spit and sawdust, side of the road watering hole.

Hell of a Life by

chibi_lurrel. Arthur loves sex, and he mostly likes it rough, and he really doesn't give a fuck about what that means.

Help Me Test Out a Mistletoe by

sekkritbandlj. Arthur works for a department store and tries to raise his sister Ariadne to be sensible. This is all about to change.

High Hopes by

ester_inc. Arthur at seventeen is not the same as Arthur at twenty-nine; Eames is one of the few people to have met Arthur at both ages. Some days, Arthur thinks that if he could go back in time and smack some sense into his teenage self, he would. A story about lust, love, and the years between.

His Lordship Makes a Match by

jibrailis. Regency AU! Eames is an Earl and Arthur is his long-suffering valet.

Hit Me Like You Mean It by

cthonical. Eames makes Arthur come till he cries.

Hold It Close and Keep It Here by

cherrybina. Arthur's in the hospital, and only family is allowed to visit.

Homesick / Wanderlust by

wldnst. Arthur is from everywhere and nowhere at all, and he doesn't know where he's going.

Honor Amongst Thieves by

aimlesstravels. The first time Eames found himself up a creek without a paddle, he's young and arrogant, cocky as hell and careless. He actually doesn't remember all too well how it happened, whether it was a bet gone wrong or a slip of the hand, twitchy fingers or shooting his mouth off to the wrong person - all he remembers is the aftermath, where they took a hammer to his hands.

How Do You Talk to a Point Man by

eleveninches. After all this time, Arthur has too much pride to simply ask Eames to have sex with him. A story in which the job isn't always glamourous, Cobb thinks Arthur makes poor life decisions, and Eames steals everything (including, maybe, Arthur's heart).

How I Met Your Forger: the Wingman Edition by

mixtapestar. Barney reveals his big secret: what he actually does for a living. But mostly he just tells his awesome wingman story.

How to Love a Mocking Bird by

sparkledark. How Eames learned to stop worrying and love the bird.

How to Manufacture a Gossip From a Gentleman by

onthecount. By the third day, the Serbians or the French Canadians or whoever the fuck they are have realized that Eames has the sexual stamina of a seventeen year old, and getting him off constantly is not so much torture as it’s just very impolite of them.

Human Voices Wake Us by

jeannedecarnin. (AU) Arthur’s bedroom looks out over a sloping, English lawn, rows of cedars casting a wide net of shadow over a curving gravel drive. As Arthur watches, a claret Bentley slips into the light, its wheels cutting deep ruts in the gravel and the sun gleaming darkly on its polished bonnet. The tall, blond boy from the photograph gets out of the back, wearing grey trousers, a white shirt, a black silk cravat and a dark blue uniform jacket. He’s clutching a flat straw hat with a dark blue band. He sets the hat on the back of his head and slips his hand into the pocket of his jacket. Cupping his hands, he lights a cigarette...

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Mississippi Personhood Amendment

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Okay, so I don't usually do this, but this is an issue near and dear to me and this is getting ~~very little~~ no attention in the mainstream media.

Mississippi is voting on November 8th on whether to pass Amendment 26, the "Personhood Amendment". This amendment would grant fertilized eggs and fetuses personhood status.

Putting aside the contentious issue of abortion, this would effectively outlaw birth control and criminalize women who have miscarriages. This is not a good thing.

Jackson Women's Health Organization is the only place women can get abortions in the entire state, and they are trying to launch a grassroots movement against this amendment. This doesn't just apply to Mississippi, though, as Personhood USA, the group that introduced this amendment, is trying to introduce identical amendments in all 50 states.

What's more, in Mississippi, this amendment is expected to pass. It even has Mississippi Democrats, including the Attorney General, Jim Hood, backing it.

The reason I'm posting this here is because I made a meager donation to the Jackson Women's Health Organization this morning, and I received a personal email back hours later - on a Sunday - thanking me and noting that I'm one of the first "outside" people to contribute.

So if you sometimes pass on political action because you figure that enough other people will do something to make a difference, make an exception on this one. My RSS reader is near silent on this amendment. I only found out about it through a feminist blog. The mainstream media is not reporting on it.

If there is ever a time to donate or send a letter in protest, this would be it.

What to do?

- Read up on it. Wake Up, Mississippi is the home of the grassroots effort to fight this amendment. Daily Kos also has a thorough story on it.

- If you can afford it, you can donate at the site's link.

- You can contact the Democratic National Committee to see why more of our representatives aren't speaking out against this.

- Like this Facebook page to help spread awareness.

eta: there is a petition for you (yes, YOU!) to sign.

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Mississippi Personhood Amendment