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noapologyapathy and I were having one of our hourly A/E discussions, and we started talking about jailbait!Arthur sneaking into a club with some help from Mal, and Eames is v. v. pleased. Which of course (along with having this song on repeat) then spawned all this:
Cait:
Oh girl they would not... not at all
Me:
and eames would probably press up behind him and put a hand on his hip -- you know, very forward -- but lax enough that
arthur can shake him off he wants
and arthur doesn't, of course, even though he probably should
but he's seventeen and the line between should and shouldn't, and will and won't, get very blurred
so he doesn't shake eames off, in fact, he'll grind back because it doesn't matter that this is a total stranger
it only matters that the guy is tall and muscular and broad enough that arthur fits easily against his chest
Cait:
Nngh
Me:
and arthur will let him lead because what the hell he's seventeen and the most "dancing" he's ever done is sloppy rutting
but this
this is fucking hot
and eames will move forward slightly, pushing them closer together, and arthur will gasp and his eyes will unfocus
and it's really nothing he's ever known
Cait:
Nnnergh Fuuuuck
Me:
and you know eames will lean down and press his lips to arthur's ears
and it doesn't really matter what he says because arthur can't really hear him over the music, but that's okay because
because his voice leaves a trail of warm air from arthur's ear to his jaw to his neck, and arthur can't help but shiver
Cait:
This was the best and worst idea while I'm in a meeting. Never stop.
Me:
and eames will probably try to ask if they can go somewhere more private, but arthur can't quite hear him
and eames will touch his waist, and arthur will grin up at him, and eames will forget why they need to go anywhere
and it's not like they HAVE to go anywhere so eames will dig his fingers into arthur's hips, and arthur will turn around
Cait:
Jesus Fuck just drag him into the shadows against a wall Eames!
Me:
and eames will pull him in and their chests will slot together, and arthur, darling arthur,
arthur with his arm around eames' neck
will bow his head and close his eyes and bite his lip because jesus christ
just the feel of eames' wifebeater against his skin is almost too much
Cait:
Fuuuuuck. Eames should lean down and use his own teeth to remove Arthur's lip from his teeth
Me:
and arthur can't help a little moan when eames pushes their hips together and eames isn't being as vocal as arthur would like
so arthur will use his free hand and drape it neatly along the curve of eames' back
Cait:
Asdhjffjlgrsasdudsa
Me:
and because arthur is mal's little deviant, he'll slowly slip his fingers lower and lower, until they're tracing
the curve of his hip, skimming along the lines of eames' jeans
and eames, being eames, will smirk at him and say "come now, darling," say "no need to tease" and arthur is not a tease
so arthur, being arthur, will kiss the line of eames' jaw, lips tingling from the stubble
and eames will purr, low in his throat, and it doesn't matter that arthur can't hear him, because arthur can feel it
can feel the vibrations and it does some serious things to his body and who is arthur to deny what his body what it wants
Cait:
Asdkjkalskdjskskdj FUCK
LISTEN TO YOUR BODY
Me:
so he'll play with the buckle of eames' belt, and maybe eames will breathe a little faster, and maybe eames will press
their foreheads together, until it feels like they're breathing the same air
and maybe then arthur will splay his fingers against eames' stomach, and maybe he'll tilt his mouth up so they're close
but not close enough
Cait:
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Me:
and eames will try to kiss him, but arthur will lean back, away from it, and eames will growl, and say "not now, pet,"
Cait:
Don't teeease
Me:
and arthur will laugh, low and quiet, and will say "say i'm not, mr. eames," will say "i'm not a tease," will say "I'm not."
and eames will say "no," will say "of course not," will say "you're not a tease, not in the least."
and arthur will smile and kiss him then and at the same time, reach into eames' pants
Cait:
Nnnnnnnng !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
and eames will be hard, of course, and he will rock into arthur's palm, and he'll moan into arthur's mouth
and the sounds will taste so sweet against arthur's tongue
Cait:
*____*
Me:
and it's not easy to jack someone off in their pants while there's about a hundred other people surrounding them
but arthur can do it. arthur can do a lot of things.
Cait:
I bet he can....
Me:
so when eames moans a strangled sort of moan into arthur's mouth, arthur feels himself smiling
and the only warning he gets is a shudder and a low hiss of his name, and his hand is coated in eames' come
which is fine because no one seems to notice anyway, and the music is still going and arthur looks up at eames whose eyes
are glassy and dazed, and arthur will smile at him, will grind their hips together again, just to feel eames' stuttered breaths
and he'll lick his hand clean and make eames watch while he does so
Cait:
Holy Fuck Fuck Fuck
Me:
and eames will blink at him and watch while he gives every finger a good long suck
and eames will say "let me," but arthur will step back and shake his head and say "no, it's okay"
and eames will press a hand to arthur's cheek, and arthur will lean into it and breathe in eames' scent
and eames will say "are you going to be with mal on tuesday," and arthur will laugh and say "yes"
and say "i'm not waiting til tuesday" and eames will grin and tug him close
Cait:
Buuuuh @.@
Me:
and they'll kiss for a moment or two and when they break apart, eames will say "come home with me"
and arthur will roll his eyes and say "of course, mr. eames," and add "when do i not?"
Cait:
Asdjkkljwasg
Me:
and then they'll go back to eames' place and have lots of filthy jailbait sex
and after eames will want a smoke but arthur will want to cuddle damn it and he'll make eames stay in bed and yeah, eames will. THE END.
NO I DON'T HAVE A REVERSEBANG FIC TO BE WRITING. fml.
noapologyapathy and I were having one of our hourly A/E discussions, and we started talking about jailbait!Arthur sneaking into a club with some help from Mal, and Eames is v. v. pleased. Which of course (along with having this song on repeat) then spawned all this:Me:
because well you know that arthur and eames probably wouldn't even make it off the dancefloor much less get into a bed
Cait:
Oh girl they would not... not at all
Me:
and eames would probably press up behind him and put a hand on his hip -- you know, very forward -- but lax enough that
arthur can shake him off he wants
and arthur doesn't, of course, even though he probably should
but he's seventeen and the line between should and shouldn't, and will and won't, get very blurred
so he doesn't shake eames off, in fact, he'll grind back because it doesn't matter that this is a total stranger
it only matters that the guy is tall and muscular and broad enough that arthur fits easily against his chest
Cait:
Nngh
Me:
and arthur will let him lead because what the hell he's seventeen and the most "dancing" he's ever done is sloppy rutting
but this
this is fucking hot
and eames will move forward slightly, pushing them closer together, and arthur will gasp and his eyes will unfocus
and it's really nothing he's ever known
Cait:
Nnnergh Fuuuuck
Me:
and you know eames will lean down and press his lips to arthur's ears
and it doesn't really matter what he says because arthur can't really hear him over the music, but that's okay because
because his voice leaves a trail of warm air from arthur's ear to his jaw to his neck, and arthur can't help but shiver
Cait:
This was the best and worst idea while I'm in a meeting. Never stop.
Me:
and eames will probably try to ask if they can go somewhere more private, but arthur can't quite hear him
and eames will touch his waist, and arthur will grin up at him, and eames will forget why they need to go anywhere
and it's not like they HAVE to go anywhere so eames will dig his fingers into arthur's hips, and arthur will turn around
Cait:
Jesus Fuck just drag him into the shadows against a wall Eames!
Me:
and eames will pull him in and their chests will slot together, and arthur, darling arthur,
arthur with his arm around eames' neck
will bow his head and close his eyes and bite his lip because jesus christ
just the feel of eames' wifebeater against his skin is almost too much
Cait:
Fuuuuuck. Eames should lean down and use his own teeth to remove Arthur's lip from his teeth
Me:
and arthur can't help a little moan when eames pushes their hips together and eames isn't being as vocal as arthur would like
so arthur will use his free hand and drape it neatly along the curve of eames' back
Cait:
Asdhjffjlgrsasdudsa
Me:
and because arthur is mal's little deviant, he'll slowly slip his fingers lower and lower, until they're tracing
the curve of his hip, skimming along the lines of eames' jeans
and eames, being eames, will smirk at him and say "come now, darling," say "no need to tease" and arthur is not a tease
so arthur, being arthur, will kiss the line of eames' jaw, lips tingling from the stubble
and eames will purr, low in his throat, and it doesn't matter that arthur can't hear him, because arthur can feel it
can feel the vibrations and it does some serious things to his body and who is arthur to deny what his body what it wants
Cait:
Asdkjkalskdjskskdj FUCK
LISTEN TO YOUR BODY
Me:
so he'll play with the buckle of eames' belt, and maybe eames will breathe a little faster, and maybe eames will press
their foreheads together, until it feels like they're breathing the same air
and maybe then arthur will splay his fingers against eames' stomach, and maybe he'll tilt his mouth up so they're close
but not close enough
Cait:
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Me:
and eames will try to kiss him, but arthur will lean back, away from it, and eames will growl, and say "not now, pet,"
Cait:
Don't teeease
Me:
and arthur will laugh, low and quiet, and will say "say i'm not, mr. eames," will say "i'm not a tease," will say "I'm not."
and eames will say "no," will say "of course not," will say "you're not a tease, not in the least."
and arthur will smile and kiss him then and at the same time, reach into eames' pants
Cait:
Nnnnnnnng !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:
and eames will be hard, of course, and he will rock into arthur's palm, and he'll moan into arthur's mouth
and the sounds will taste so sweet against arthur's tongue
Cait:
*____*
Me:
and it's not easy to jack someone off in their pants while there's about a hundred other people surrounding them
but arthur can do it. arthur can do a lot of things.
Cait:
I bet he can....
Me:
so when eames moans a strangled sort of moan into arthur's mouth, arthur feels himself smiling
and the only warning he gets is a shudder and a low hiss of his name, and his hand is coated in eames' come
which is fine because no one seems to notice anyway, and the music is still going and arthur looks up at eames whose eyes
are glassy and dazed, and arthur will smile at him, will grind their hips together again, just to feel eames' stuttered breaths
and he'll lick his hand clean and make eames watch while he does so
Cait:
Holy Fuck Fuck Fuck
Me:
and eames will blink at him and watch while he gives every finger a good long suck
and eames will say "let me," but arthur will step back and shake his head and say "no, it's okay"
and eames will press a hand to arthur's cheek, and arthur will lean into it and breathe in eames' scent
and eames will say "are you going to be with mal on tuesday," and arthur will laugh and say "yes"
and say "i'm not waiting til tuesday" and eames will grin and tug him close
Cait:
Buuuuh @.@
Me:
and they'll kiss for a moment or two and when they break apart, eames will say "come home with me"
and arthur will roll his eyes and say "of course, mr. eames," and add "when do i not?"
Cait:
Asdjkkljwasg
Me:
and then they'll go back to eames' place and have lots of filthy jailbait sex
and after eames will want a smoke but arthur will want to cuddle damn it and he'll make eames stay in bed and yeah, eames will. THE END.
NO I DON'T HAVE A REVERSEBANG FIC TO BE WRITING. fml.
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Date: 2011-03-25 01:42 am (UTC)also have you seen The Social Network?
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Date: 2011-03-25 05:19 am (UTC)i will in about four days when the dvd arrives! 8D
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Date: 2011-03-25 04:57 pm (UTC)omg be my shipping buddy when you see it omg omg omg.
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Date: 2011-03-25 06:38 pm (UTC)I WILL. I ALREADY SHIP JESSE/ANDREW ANYWAY.
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Date: 2011-03-25 05:00 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-03-25 07:38 pm (UTC)I need fun-fic to counter all this bad porn I have written /o\
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Date: 2011-03-25 07:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-25 07:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-25 07:53 pm (UTC)omg I saw your "30 x 15" fic and I'm forcing myself to NOT read it until I hit 2500 words of bang!fic. *_* I AM SO CLOSE. like 600 more words. \o/
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Date: 2011-03-25 08:56 pm (UTC)also, be careful with that thing...it's ridiculous. (it's in Eames' head, just tell yourself that!)
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Date: 2011-04-13 03:53 pm (UTC)YOU ARE.
A;SLDKFJA;LSDKFJA;SDLKFJ;SDLKFJA;SDLFJ
this is why i should learn not to check lj when i'm bored in class. >______>
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Date: 2011-04-13 09:47 pm (UTC)you are new to my journal, yes? *_* Do I know you from somewhere or was I just lucky enough to catch your eye? :D
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Date: 2011-04-13 09:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-13 10:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-13 10:26 pm (UTC)BASICALLY IT WAS ALL VERY CONFUSING AND YOU WERE HERE AND SEEMED AWESOME. SO. LALALALALALA NEW FRIENDS *GLOMPS* :D
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Date: 2011-04-13 10:29 pm (UTC)...R U SRS.
:DDDDDDD I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE AND I'M HAPPY YOU STOPPED BY \o/ ♥!