45. The three hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn’t caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe lying on the shoulder.

How does a shoe instigate rubbernecking!? In Michigan it wouldn't get much more than "Someone lost a shoe." "Really, where?" "There, next to the chunk of shredded tire." "Oh.... bummer for them."