Dude, you already know how hard I agree with everything you say here. I just wanted to drop by and say this:

Someone on my tumblr just posted about voting for a comedy actor (presuming American NTAs or something, idk). A couple of their favourites were going up head to head, and they posted a caption which read This is like Sophie’s Choice....

... no. Just no. That's not even funny. I know my example is technically fictional, but it reflects a huge, horrible emotional situation based on a historical tragedy. I just, I'm sat here all angry and thought you might sympathise. >.>