Size!kink. God. I remember seeing Johnny Weir on some talk show last year (Letterman?), when one of the other guests was one of those enormous hockey players, and the host made them stand next to each other. Johnny could have climbed thsat dude like a fucking tree, I swear. *________*

Oh, noooooooooooooo...and now I want to write figure skater!Arthur/hockey player!Eames...

*exit stage left, pursued by plot!bunnies*