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. "The drugs that Yusuf used on Arthur made him high n' horny. Eames batting off Arthur's moves on him."...Slowdance on the Inside / Glycerine by cherryvanilla. "You move slow like daytime drama."100 Things Eames Is No Longer Allowed to Do by unvarnishedtale & immoral_crow. 100 things Eames is no longer allowed to do. (Would link everything but sldkfjlkj CAN’T EVEN FIND IT ALL YET. /o\ also, may be helpful to watch 100thingsverse. (1, 3, 5, 6, 11, 12, 15, 16, 24, 29, 32 & 33, 35, 38, 40, 42, 43, 47, 48, 50, 52, 57, 58, 59. 65, 70, 71, 73, 79, 80, 86, 87, 88) A Brighter Thing by lmeden. Eames walks away from the arrivals gate, incomprehensible chatter swirling around him, and the heavy weight of the PASIV in his hand, never dreaming that this machine is real – that it will bring him anything more than a tidy profit.A Contraption, Armed to the Teeth by guns_and_butter. “Just once,” Eames says, “I wish you’d let me come round when I’m not in mortal peril.”A Fool From Any Direction by syllic. (AU) Eames is a knight, and Arthur is a stable boy. Eames brings him little tokens from his quests and Arthur reverently removes his armor and lets Eames press him down sweetly into the hay. A Hard Day’s Night by fermine. It’s early in the morning wherever the team has gathered, and Arthur’s sleepy.A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall by aimlesstravels. (AU) In the aftermath of World War III and the Second Civil War of the United States, the members of the dream sharing industry have been turned into fugitives, driven underground and into hiding in order to escape assassination by Fischer Industries USA - except for one, the former leading point man in the business, who has turned traitor against the fugitives Dom Cobb, Public Enemy Number one; and the infamous Eames, leader of the Resistance.A House of Cards by veritas_nescio. short Inception-coda.A House of Leaves by fermine. Arthur and Eames raising Cobb's kids for some reason.A Kiss Is Just a Kiss (Until It’s Not) / London Calling by ester_inc. As if the terms of endearment weren't driving Arthur crazy already, now Eames has started kissing him - just on the cheek, but he does it all the time.A Line You Don’t Want From Me Like a Hole in Your Head by la_victorienne. In which Eames proposes, twice, and Arthur says no, twice.A Little Foolishness and a Lot of Curiosity by eleveninches. Eames has got Arthur all wrong, but he's too busy trying to hit that to notice.A Lot of Little Lies for the Sake of One Big Truth by fermine. Eames lights two cigarettes at once; one for him, one for Arthur.A Love Story in E Minor by sirona_gs. It's a heady delight, having a gorgeous child prodigy working in your music shop, but it's even better when you know he trusts you enough to share his past. A Man Dreams About a Woman and Then He Met Her by acidpop25. There's a lot no one knows about Arthur.A Piece of the Plate (Got Stuck in My Heart) by jibrailis. Iron Chef AU. In which there are cooking competitions, ruminations on the length of Eames' penis, professional jealousy, and second chances.A Puppy with a Closet Full of Dunhill by amazingly_me. (AU) It turned out that Glee Club wasn’t so much a club as it was three people who were surgically attached to their iPods and wanted Barbra Streisand’s diva notes to make sweet, sweet love to their ears. Which was fine, because that was pretty much exactly who Ariadne was, too.A Reason for Hope in Us by la_victorienne. (AU) He shouldn’t be here--of course he shouldn’t be here, Arthur won’t want to see him, but it’s been the roughest of nights, and this is the only place--literally the only place he could think to go. A Secret Love by sirona_gs. (AU) A reworking of Ms Laurens' A Secret Love. Lord Arthur Morwellan is desperate -- otherwise he would never have approached such a dangerous gentleman as Mr Gabriel Eames. While they grew up together, a misguided fight in their youth resulted in their estrangement from each other. But Arthur knows that Eames is the only person who can help him now, and he must find a way to gain his assistance -- even if it means deceiving him as to the true identity of the person in need. But what happens when Eames discovers his shocking secret?A Secret Only Both of Us Know by la_victorienne. Eames and Arthur go way back. Farther back than either one of them will admit.A Series of One Night Stands by cmonkatiekatie. Mal and Dom get married in Paris. It's a slapdash, thrown together thing, all late summer light and folding chairs and sunshine through trees.A Shot Across the Bows by five_ht. (AU) Eames is the first mate, Arthur is the disgruntled captive cabin boy turned highly competent ship's medic (still disgruntled).A System Failure for the Masses by cobweb_diamond. Following a worldwide epidemic, Arthur has to remain quarantined in a bunker and Eames sneaks in to visit him. Featuring prison breaks, cabin fever, Yusuf, and revolution.A Town at the Bottom of the Ocean / Build a Big Log Cabin in the Country by smallacts. Arthur buys an island. It takes Eames a year to figure out which one.A Thrill to Rest My Cheek to by delires. Arthur is sitting in a restaurant in downtown LA, waiting for a blind date.A Well-Defined Function by mithrigil. Eames is smarter than Arthur thinks. Arthur is smarter than Eames gives him credit for. Ach, des Knaben Augen / Steinway!verse by toomuchplor. AU where Arthur's a pianist and Eames is a lyric baritone and their love is so lieder.Action! Adventure! Certain Death! Paisley! by jibrailis. (AU) Pulp fiction superhero fic for great justice.Adagietto (Pictures at an Eameshibition) by bookshop. Orchestra AUAdrift by eternalsojourn. (AU) During the depression era, Arthur rides the rails to escape his life. He meets a gambler and a thief, and discovers more than he expected as he hurtles in the dark through the heartland of America.Again & Again by sorrynotsorry. Arthur is across the room, chatting with Mrs. Samuels. They’re laughing about something and he’s touching her elbow lightly as their heads bend towards one another. She’s in something Narcisco Rodriguez, Arthur in Canali. It’s a pale, cool grey suit, immaculately tailored, showing of the length of his legs, the perfect squaring of his shoulders. It’s the slope of his neck as he leans in, the small crinkle around his eyes, the elegant way his hands move and curl around a glass- the entire effect is captivating.Against the Fall of the Night / Sometime Around Midnight by cthonical. Arthur is the Huffliest Puff. Eames is a ghost. In which there is a Yule Ball and something terrible happens.Alea Iacta Est by aramleys_words. (AU) Arthur is a military tribune, Eames cheats at dice, and the result is a merry chase.All the Faces You Wear by andrealyn. Arthur's known Eames for a while now and he's always wearing different faces, hiding the one Arthur prefers to see.All the Pretty Girls by fermine. Arthur has been crossdressing for in private for years now, but hides it from everyone because he's too ashamed. Eames finds out and uses it as leverage to get him to have sex.All’s Fair by eleveninches. Arthur can always find Eames, and Eames needs to know if Arthur wants him just as badly.All Manner of Wolves by weatherfront. In the immortal words of Freddie Mercury, Fucking on the subway, fucking on the subway, fucking on the subway on a job. How Arthur and Eames meet; hint, it is by fucking on the subway. Unfortunately, this fic does not actually have anything to do with Freddie Mercury, but it does contain a light dash of Little Red Riding Hood.All Our Wires Got Crossed by five_ht. Exposition, and then porn, and then porn and feelings, and then feelings.All the Boys With Their Toys by jibrailis. Arthur likes to invent things. And grow mustaches. He's a man of many facets.All the Rules to Break by foxxcub. A notorious serial killer returns after a three-year hiatus, reminding Detective Arthur Moss of the infamous case he couldn't close. But when the FBI becomes involved, Arthur is forced to work side-by-side once again with Special Agent Daniel Eames, a man who knows Arthur better than Arthur himself will ever admit. Both men must confront their past and heal old wounds in order to bring a psychopath to justice.All We Need Is One More Time by postcardmystery. (AU) "Have you been read your rights, sir?"Alone / Alive by knowmydark. Eames’ inability to concentrate on the job is Arthur’s fault, and it could end them both in Limbo. Alpha by eternalsojourn. Arthur and Eames are werewolves who meet for the first time and battle it out to determine who's the Alpha Male.Amazing Grace by airgiodslv. “Cobb’s in a coma,” Arthur says. It’s the first time he’s said it out loud; the words feel strange in his mouth. “He’s fallen into limbo. Mal and I can’t wake him up.”An Empty Glass of Scotch and a Poker Chip by kiyala. Eames has the talent to slip in and out of people's houses without leaving a sign of his presence. Arthur wonders why he's made it a habit to break into his apartment, and make sure Arthur knows. Anal [Inception] / Anal [Inception] Part 2 / Gonna Go When the Volcano Blows / Hallowed / Never Knew Raiding Like This Before by cthonical. Arthur and Eames both play WoW. They kick ass at Warsong Gulch, and when they team up they’re nigh on unstoppable. They don’t know they’re playing with each other. (Also: Arthur explains WoW.) this series is probably better known as NOT NOW COBB WE’RE DOING BG’S. :’)And a Gunshot for Her Lullaby by cthonical. After the number of firefights he’s been in, Eames figures he probably shouldn’t find the sound of rifle discharge so familiar and comforting. It’s probably more the fact that he knows it’s Arthur firing it that’s the comforting part, really.And All of This Baggage by canyousayhot. (AU) Arthur wonders what his troubles are, what he does for a living, why he’s wearing his belt so high up on his torso, and if he’s ever been to a tailor in his life.And Gone by recrudescence. He still can't tell if Arthur doesn't know his limits or if he gets off on ignoring them. He's decided he doesn't particularly care.And He Just Wants Another Cigarette by onthecount. Eames is eight. His mom is talking about grass. Fescue. Bermuda. Lindsay is six, and she is snug against his side. Her hair hasn’t been brushed for days, and it shows.And I Feel Fine by amazingly_me. So as it turns out, Arthur is in love. This is not a particularly welcome revelation, besides which he isn't quite sure what to do with it. And It Hurts Like Hell by climb & canyousayhot. Eames loves Arthur. Arthur loves Eames. On a burnt piece of sketch paper in the forest. On a crumpled piece of graphing paper in a long forgotten warehouse. On the inside of a book left in a used bookstore. On torn out pages from a moleskin (carefully folded and kept close to the breast). These are the words they should have said to each other, but never quite did.And Miles to Go Before I Sleep by fermine. Arthur gets deaged mentally to 16 or so. Even though he hasn't met Eames yet, being 16, he still inherently trusts him.And Now You Know by dialectical. A leaked D/s sex tape of Arthur and Eames shows up in Dom's email inbox.And the Doors Are Open by guns_and_butter. “Yusuf,” she says, dangerously, “did you give my point man a love potion?”Antarctic by sekkritbandlj. It felt like a dream at first. Mostly because Arthur couldn't remember falling or how he had ended up at the base of a rather towering precipice. He could have sworn that he had been nearly at the top.Any Eventuality by starlingthefool. People assume that Eames likes to be in perfect control of everything: how he presents himself to the world, how others see him, how an extraction goes down. That's true, mostly. Sometimes. The reality is more complicated.Anybody With a Heart Votes Love by knowmydark. Sin City!AU. Arthur is a whore; Eames can't help himself. This is a story about desire.Arctic Dreams by wldnst. Arthur is a marine biologist. Eames is his rival, but Eames doesn't know that. Artist AU by onthecount. Mr. Eames with his latest work, “There Are Only So Many Times You Can See Guernica And Tell Me He Stole It From Matisse,” which he says is a tribute to the muralist Arthur Hoffman.Artistocats AU (!!!!!!!!) by onthecount. “What the fuck,” Arthur says, sitting rigidly upright. His tail flicks around behind him irritably. Eames leans bodily into his side, peering into the basket. “It’s kittens,” he says. “Abandoned kittens.” As If You Were the Small Room Closed in Glass by knowmydark. In which Arthur learns what it is that he actually wants.(As I’m Free) Take Me Down the Way by knowmydark. This is a story about growing up.As It Comes by knowmydark. Arthur falls into a coma after a job gone wrong. When he wakes up from it four and a half years later, Eames is waiting for him, but things aren't as simple as that.At Home in the Sea by pyrimidine. Eames's freelancing terms are as follows: Will only accept jobs from Dom Cobb or jobs that come through Dom Cobb. Team maximum is four. Pay 100% upfront. Everyone must already be under before he'll hook in. He gets to back out at any time if he sees fit to do so. Attached You Will Find by meiface. It turns out that Eames sending dirty pictures to Arthur's phone has become something of a routine thing.Au Sourire de Montmartre by onthecount. Eames takes Arthur to Paris to tell him he loves himBaby, It’s Cold Outside by papered. (AU) Arthur and Eames work on a Christmas tree farm.Baby, You’re a Firework by cmonkatiekatie. Arthur's been struggling against his attraction to Eames because Eames turns him on too much; he comes too soon and it humiliates him. Eames figures it out and teaches him control.Baciami by eleveninches. (AU) Eames the gondolier meets Arthur the thief.Beauty of the Beast by kiyala. When Eames takes on a job from Cobb to shape shift as his daughter, he knows that this will be interesting. When he's told that he'll be playing prisoner to the wicked beast in the castle just outside of the town, he isn't sure what to expect. He doesn't expect to find Arthur, a bitter ex-hunter who is still struggling to come to terms with his curse, and he definitely doesn't expect to fall for a man who refuses to believe in love.Believe Me If You Can (The House at Pooh Corner) by gyzym. In a world where Arthur is Rabbit, Eames is Tigger, Cobb is Pooh, Yusuf is Eeyore, Ariadne is Piglet and Saito is Owl, nothing makes sense anymore.Bend It by cthonical. (AU) Arthur's last semester at school gets way more interesting than he bargained for when his gymnastics idol, Eames, moves in just down the street.Best Boy in the Valley by maybe77. Porn star AU.Better by fermine. Arthur joins in on Eames' dream and finds him with projection!Robert.Beware Our Nubile Miscreants by chibi_lurrel. Arthur meets Eames at an Of Montreal concert while wearing skinny jeans and a Ted Leo pin. AUish.Birds on a Wire by traincar. they're three parts stupid and two destructive. Black Water by persephone_il. At the second level, with Dom screaming right into his face, something inside Arthur goes calm and still as he thinks, I don't have to do shit for you. (Or, How Arthur Got His Groove Back, While Eames Never Lost His.)Bliss by foxxcub. Arthur and Eames are stranded on a deserted island as children and fall in love as they grow older.Blood and Bone by lmeden. (AU) In which Arthur is a Necromancer and everything else is quite a bit different as well.Both Feet on the Ground by andrealyn. Eames vanishes for five days and comes back married. It takes twenty-five years for all the fractioned pieces to make sense in a bigger picture.Breaking Point by crayon_scrawls. When Eames meets Arthur, it's hate at first sight. Breath of God by veritas_nescio. It happens slowly, progressing over years, time measured in continents slipping through the hour glass.Buongiorno, Felicita by weatherfront. Arthur is the son of a mafia boss. Eames is hired to protect him. And he does, through gunfire and explosions and erections and too many sweets.Burden of the Mighty by reliablemachine. Professor Eames tries to get close to Arthur the TA but there's a secret keeping him distant.Burn My Bridges by knowmydark. Arthur begins to slip over the brink and it's easier than he thought it would be.But It’s a Good Refrain by amazingly_me. “You have to kiss,” one of the portraits on the wall informs them in tones of sternest authority. If Arthur squints, the fierce-featured, curly-haired woman pictured reminds him a bit of one of his great aunts.Call and Answer / Echo Effect by airgiodslv. “Call if you need me,” Arthur says, “and I’ll come.”Can Lay My Body Down, Can’t Find My Sweet Release by cthonical. Arthur is a spermpire and must suck cock to survive. Eames pines.Can’t Buy This Sort of Happiness by knowmydark. AU where Eames orders a mail-order bride, but instead he gets an Arthur.Can’t Get Enough of You (Baby) by heyheyrenay. Eames vanishes from dreamshare and Arthur goes a little crazy looking for him until he stumbles across him -- with a baby.Can’t Hurry Love by smallacts. Mal and Dom invite Arthur and Eames over for Christmas.Carry Me When You Go Forth by cherrybina. (AU) Eames would have thought that a 16-year-old would be entirely too complicated for his life, but Arthur proves himself to be more than worth the effort.Cartography for Amateurs by jibrailis. A birth, a death, a wedding, a pair of missing cufflinks, and the road to California. (Road trip AU).Cat and Mouse by kiyala. Eames is convinced that he doesn't know Arthur at all. He's the only one who believes it.Changing of the Guard by normalhumanbein. They’re in Madrid, and Eames is leaning against the jamb of the hotel door, legs crossed at the ankle, hat tipped politely, linen suit slowly plastering itself to his back. “You’ve been looking for me,” he says.Chasing the Rising Sun by foxxcub. The point is, Arthur’s life is just fine without this scruffy, annoying puppy following him everywhere.Check Me Out by wldnst. Eames is a university reference librarian. Arthur is a particularly interesting patron. Childish Thoughts, Adult Minds by sekkritbandlj. "And who is gullible? Who is the most susceptible to lies?" Yusuf asked them. Close Your Eyes, Replay These Days by mixtapestar. This is a story of self-discovery, of running from love and of waking up. But you should know up front: this is a love story.Cold Climate Love by jeannedecarnin. (AU) Eames is thirty-three years old and he feels like he’s ready to die. His joints calcified, ligaments torn, the cartilage worn down to brittle bone... College RA’s by sekkritbandlj. (AU) "Eames? Do you have a minute?" Arthur seemed worried and it wasn't a particular good look for him. In fact, it made Eames on edge. Arthur was the RA in the hall above his own and last time Arthur came to him with such a serious demeanor, one of Eames' residents had left a live chemistry set in the building shared handicapped bathroom. Comfort and Joy by delires. Christmas is about finding a place to call home.Comfort and Joy by meiface. The first five times don't count, because Arthur says so, and after that he's sort of lost count.Commitment Is a Stolen Dali...Among Other Things by climb. Between the two of them they could start a museum, or at the very least they could do a fine impression of one inside the walls of any given mansion expansive enough to have wings.Conspirators in Living by smallacts. After his mother "retires," Arthur finds himself in need of a new business partner. He gets a bit more than he bargained for with Eames. (See also: Conspirators in Living [e side] by canyousayhot.)Count to Three And by addandsubtract. Arthur is packing up his files, organizing them alphabetically.Counterbalancing the Abacus by andrealyn. He drowns in order to draw in air. He bleeds out so that he can open his eyes to a brand new world after every dream. In which Eames abandons his team and Arthur visits to discover why.Code Name Albatross by wldnst. It isn’t until Eames shoots the first mate of the Fisher in the chest with a harpoon gun that he wonders how this will affect his chance at tenure.Crime and Medicine by eleveninches. When a simple extraction on Cobb goes haywire, Arthur loses a friend, gains an enemy, falls in love, and finds out exactly who he is -- give or take a new alias or two. In which Fischer is incepted, Cobb's secrets are property of the U.S. government, and Eames teaches Arthur that PVPing is an excellent life skill to have when you're accidentally becoming a bad ass dreamsharing motherfucker.Crush by knowmydark. Like sandpaper, like the heart put into a box, like a gun-sight, like years, like time, like roads, like the way that the boy moves next to you, like his teeth, like his eyes, like his mouth, like his throat, like miles, like miles, like miles, like miles, like closer, like not quite close enough.Cuddleslut by meiface. In which Eames doesn't know how to cuddle, Arthur finds himself giving lessons, and arguments are won by cheating.Dakota by fermine. Eames was sick. Arthur knew this because of the way he dragged his feet across the carpet, pausing by the doorway to lean against the wall and catch his breath. He had droopy socks on and silk boxer shorts and his face was pale and puffy. He looked like shit.Darling by tequilideas. “It’s not real,” Arthur says. “Whatever you think you’re doing, it’s not real.” “Of course,” Eames says, “but that’s only true for certain values of ‘real.’”Darling, Don’t Fade on Me by andrealyn. Ten years ago, they achieved successful inception. Since then, Eames' sanity has slowly begun to splinter into various forgeries. Arthur puts together a plan to complete inception once more and bring Eames back to the world. Despite the threat of failure, losing Eames, and the perils of limbo, Arthur is willing to try anything.Darling We Were Meant to Be by papered. (AU) in which arthur is the chemistry TA and eames is the student who comes to every single office hour. except... not really.Das Vorbewusste by weatherfront. Eames navigates the preconscious world straight into Arthur's pants.Desiderata by weatherfront. Eames doesn't deal in fractions.Desperate Romantics by fermine. Arthur and Eames have been in relationship for years, but neither want to admit it first.Dial by Fire by weatherfront. Arthur and Eames suck at phone sex.Dig, Lazarus, Dig by sho_no_tabi. The last thing Arthur had said was, "I think I'm onto something here, Eames. I'll call you tomorrow." And then he hadn't called, and that, of all things, was not like Arthur.Diptych by veritas_nescio. Their relationship just starting out, Arthur tries to understand Eames through his label as 'forger'.Dispatches From a Life on the Run / If It’s Not Here Soon, I Might Be Done by cobweb_diamond. Eames can't understand why Cobb decided to partner up with someone so dull he apparently goes over CCTV footage in his off-hours.Documentation of an Affair by onthecount.Dog Days Are Over by foxxcub. “Eames.” Arthur resists shoving a hand through his hair. “We can’t just go around looking like—” “Like teenagers?” Eames’ smile gets disgustingly wide.Don’t Call My Eames by ivynights. His name is Alejandro. Of course his name is Alejandro.Don’t Fall in Love With a Dreamer / Love Grows (Where Cobb Goes) by eleveninches. Arthur joins the mile high club, Cobb joins the broken hearts club, Eames joins the smug extractors' club, and Yusuf just wants to club everyone. Or, Eames steals Cobb's point man.Don’t Know What You’ve Got by veritas_nescio. What they seem to have changes with exposure. Don’t Stop Believin’ by fermine. GLEE AU.Don’t Think About Elephants by kiyala. After a test with one of Yusuf's new compounds goes wrong, Arthur and Eames find themselves in physical pain unless they're kissing.Don’t Think, Don’t Wonder by knowmydark. Arthur and Eames miss the kick on a job and end up trapped in a desert in Arthur's mind.Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right by fermine. Arthur, in a drunken stupor or sleepy in-the-dark escape from the bedroom the morning after accidentally puts on Eames's shirt.Double Buck by wldnst. Arthur and Eames are lumberjacks, and they're okay. Or: Arthur has absolutely no interest in sawing double buck, especially not with someone who also uses a chainsaw.Downpour by rageprufrock. (AU) "I'm not letting you go back to that house." Drank the Dark Wine of the New York Night by fermine. Eames shampooing Arthur’s hair in the shower.Dream a Little Dream of Me by meiface. Arthur likes routine and his job as a bank teller gives him that. Falling in love with the man who comes in to rob the bank, however, is not a part of the routine.Dreams Are for Rookies / A Gentleman Not In Your Books by foxxcub. Two months before the end of sophomore year, Arthur lets Ariadne talk him into “making an appearance” at a party held by the captain of the soccer team, way to hell and gone out in the suburbs. The house is over-sized, the music too loud, and no one, save a half dozen people, can remember Arthur’s name. It’s pretty much his idea of hell. And that’s all before he chugs four beers in the kitchen to avoid talking to anyone and somehow ends up in a closet during an impromptu game of Seven Minutes in Heaven.Drop Your Differences at the Door by kellifer_fic. (AU) They really shouldn't - but they do.Dynamite Is Waiting / Don’t Worry About the Futureby reliablemachine. (AU) Arthur is dragged to the carnival by his sister, Ariadne. They get their fortune told and the psychic tells Arthur he is going to fall in love with a beautiful stranger.Eames Blowing Kisses by cobweb_diamond. Every time Eames leaves after a job, he blows Arthur a kiss. One day, Arthur catches one.East Asian (東亞細亞) Love Song Tour by weatherfront. the one where Arthur serenades Eames in three languages he can't speak.Edith by ethrosdemon. Arthur, since his youngest days, has always been attracted to a certain type of unpredictable, chaos-inducing person.Eldritch Horror and All That, Love by ethrosdemon. There is, of course, the unfortunate job where the psyche of the mark calls for them to be vampires. Arthur makes all the suitable protests about his dignity and how cliché it all is, but Eames ruins everything.En Haut et en Baus by weatherfront. Mal makes them do it. Mal makes them tell stories. Mal makes them fumble for something to touch. Mal makes them fuck, but maybe that's not the important part.En Route to Transylvania by weatherfront. Vampire Arthur, Goatherd Eames, sitting in a farming village in an undetermined historical time period, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, oh my god, this song doesn't even fit the meter.End Game by bronson. Arthur finds out that Eames has been telling other people in the dreamsharing community that he and Arthur are an item. Arthur thinks it's to protect Arthur, which makes him see red, but really Eames just wants people to keep their hands off Arthur. Because even if he doesn't know it yet, Arthur belongs to Eames.Even Game by thehoyden. Eames has the grace to look pleasantly surprised and intrigued, and if it's a front, it's beautifully done.Even If This Ship Sinks by kiyala. (AU) It won’t leave his mind. He’s not even sure he wants it to. All he knows is that he can’t stop thinking about it: the cool night air, the clear sea, and a man.Even That We Will Wake Up Is an Assumption by knowmydark. In which Eames falls in love with one side of Arthur and forgets that Arthur may actually be human. Every Dog by wldnst. Arthur steals Eames' dog.Everything I Build (Is Breaking Down by smilebackwards. Arthur only ever works with Dominic Cobb.Everything’s Magic by foxxcub. Eames is a were-unicorn, and Arthur is the architect unknowingly out to destroy Eames' home. The rest is just a fairytale love story.Eye on Authority, Thumbprint's a Forgery by imogenedisease. "Oh," Eames says. "A potential riot. I must be going love, ta!"Faith in Aberrations by recrudescence. There isn’t much that has Arthur hesitating and faltering like a virgin. Eames privately finds it charming that someone who’s led a life as eventful as Arthur’s can still be so sweetly squeamish about certain things.Fall to Pieces by cherrybina. Arthur is always so uptight and in control; Eames wants to make him lose it. Eames bets Arthur will only last fifteen minutes before he comes, and Arthur, of course, wants to prove him wrong. He thinks he can, too, because he didn't count on Eames' shameless exploitation of all of his kinks.Far Out to Pieces and Alone by traincar. arthur doesn't know what they have, but it tastes like grief. eames finds out why.Faster Than Without Water by viva_gloria. Art and lies, paradoxes and mazes: Ariadne needs to unravel a crime that was committed in dreams and in reality.Felis Catus by fermine. Yusuf’s experiment goes wrong. Arthur changes into a kitten and Eames takes care of him.Fire Favoured by andrealyn. (AU) arthur's always burned hot. he's just never lost control so much until a shapeshifter with bad habits came along.Five Hundred Chances for a First Impression by meiface. "Out of my way," says a total asshole who elbows his way in front of Arthur.Five Lives They Never Led by acidpop25. (AU) Five different roads never taken.Five Parts of Eames’ Body That Turn Arthur on / Five Parts of Arthur’s Body That Turn Eames on by acidpop25.Five Times Eames Made Arthur Smile During Sex (and One Time Arthur Made Eames Smile by cherrybina. Eames never expected a smile to be his undoing.Flannel: A Love Story by jibrailis. Arthur has a secret love of flannel. Eames has a not-so-secret love of Arthur. They end up in Canada.Flash by weatherfront. "Excuse me," comes a voice from above them, "I was just wondering if-- if you might be who I think you are."Flash Point by knowmydark. AU where Arthur is a pin-up model, and Eames is his biggest fan.Flawless by knowmydark. It's been five years but Eames still can't stop wanting him.Flip by eternalsojourn. Arthur's never bottomed. Though he's always wanted to, he never trusted anyone to do it right. Eames is up to the task.Football AU by sekkritbandlj. Eames is a famous football/soccer player hitting on Arthur who just want an autograph for his baby sister Ariadne!For All the World’s a Stage by sound_of_bells. (AU) They’re rehearsing every day, for hours and hours, which means that Eames has more than enough opportunities to get under Arthur’s skin. It’s not, he reflects, even that he wants to fuck him – he does, but that’s beside the point. He wants to drive him out of his mind, really, and doesn’t let him be bothered by the fact that he doesn’t know quite why that is.For the Man Who Has Everything by ethrosdemon. It starts innocently enough (yeah, right), Arthur sends Eames a birthday gift as a sort of (ok, totally) signal that Arthur knows these things about him.Forged You Like a Weapon, Like an Arrow in My Bow by fermine. Five times Eames called Arthur in the middle of the night, and one time Arthur showed up unexpectedly on Eames' doorstep.Fridays, I’m in Love by foxxcub. Eames is watching him with something irritatingly tentative in his eyes, like he thinks Arthur’s a virgin or something, which...they do not need to be discussing right now.Friendly Fire by eleveninches. A week after the events of the movie, Cobb checks in with his teammates.Full Nelson by pyrimidine. (AU) Eames’s tattoos are horrid. That doesn’t stop anyone sitting in the bleachers from openly staring at them.Gelatin Silver by wldnst. Arthur teaches Eames how to make gelatin silver prints.Get Along by wldnst. Eames gets a dog named Arthur, who is a girl, and meets a person named Arthur, who is not.Get Me Away From Here, I’m Dying by fermine. Arthur inadvertently destroys Eame's totem, somehow. Eames decides that Arthur's tongue is an adequate replacement for said totem.Get Out of My Dream, Get into My Car by eleveninches. Arthur mysteriously disappears after a job, and for the first time, Eames is the one searching for him. A story in which Eames is emotionally stunted, and Arthur unknowingly saves Liverpool.Ginger Sling with a Pineapple Heart / Hot Glare/Jerk Off by reliablemachine. (AU) Arthur is in high school and comes home to find that his new neighbor (Eames) has finally moved in.Glow Glow Melt and Flow by foxxcub. Arthur knows he’s being fussy. He also knows he’s too tired to focus on how his subconscious seems to think providing him with a mostly-naked, bed-hogging Eames is somehow conducive to him getting a decent night’s sleep.God Save the Queen by someidiothasice. (AU) Eames is a prince. Arthur is his manservant.Good for Now by blue_fish. When the text comes to Eames's phone, he knows at a glance that it's legitimate. When Arthur is being coerced to contact him, he uses his name. When he's contacting Eames of his own free will, he uses code.Good to the Last Drop by jibrailis. aka the juicebox fic. In which Arthur's ass is magic and Eames likes sticking his tongue into small, tight holes.Good Road Home by wldnst. Eames hates his life, gets drunk, and ends up stateside. Then there is a road trip.Hallefuckinglujah by weatherfront. Arthur is a young priest whose faith is faltering and Eames is the sinner who makes him fall hard. …In a dream. And then they have sex. In a story in which Arthur is not Jewish.Hallmark of the Holidays by meiface. AU. No one is supposed to like their gag gifts, but Arthur insists on being that person.Hard to Be Soft, Tough to Be Tender by smallacts. Hate him, love him. It doesn’t matter. He’s still Arthur’s.He Is the Wild Bunch by smallacts. Distantly, Eames can almost appreciate that he’s being fought over, ridiculous as that sounds, given that Arthur is involved, given that One Two never really wanted him anyway. But there’s too much at stake to have any real fun with it.Hell of a Long Way Home by ester_inc. With his weary face and rumpled clothes, he looks like any other patron in this disreputable, spit and sawdust, side of the road watering hole.Hell of a Life by chibi_lurrel. Arthur loves sex, and he mostly likes it rough, and he really doesn't give a fuck about what that means.Help Me Test Out a Mistletoe by sekkritbandlj. Arthur works for a department store and tries to raise his sister Ariadne to be sensible. This is all about to change.High Hopes by ester_inc. Arthur at seventeen is not the same as Arthur at twenty-nine; Eames is one of the few people to have met Arthur at both ages. Some days, Arthur thinks that if he could go back in time and smack some sense into his teenage self, he would. A story about lust, love, and the years between.His Lordship Makes a Match by jibrailis. Regency AU! Eames is an Earl and Arthur is his long-suffering valet.Hit Me Like You Mean It by cthonical. Eames makes Arthur come till he cries.Hold It Close and Keep It Here by cherrybina. Arthur's in the hospital, and only family is allowed to visit.Homesick / Wanderlust by wldnst. Arthur is from everywhere and nowhere at all, and he doesn't know where he's going.Honor Amongst Thieves by aimlesstravels. The first time Eames found himself up a creek without a paddle, he's young and arrogant, cocky as hell and careless. He actually doesn't remember all too well how it happened, whether it was a bet gone wrong or a slip of the hand, twitchy fingers or shooting his mouth off to the wrong person - all he remembers is the aftermath, where they took a hammer to his hands. How Do You Talk to a Point Man by eleveninches. After all this time, Arthur has too much pride to simply ask Eames to have sex with him. A story in which the job isn't always glamourous, Cobb thinks Arthur makes poor life decisions, and Eames steals everything (including, maybe, Arthur's heart). How I Met Your Forger: the Wingman Edition by mixtapestar. Barney reveals his big secret: what he actually does for a living. But mostly he just tells his awesome wingman story.How to Love a Mocking Bird by sparkledark. How Eames learned to stop worrying and love the bird.How to Manufacture a Gossip From a Gentleman by onthecount. By the third day, the Serbians or the French Canadians or whoever the fuck they are have realized that Eames has the sexual stamina of a seventeen year old, and getting him off constantly is not so much torture as it’s just very impolite of them.Human Voices Wake Us by jeannedecarnin. (AU) Arthur’s bedroom looks out over a sloping, English lawn, rows of cedars casting a wide net of shadow over a curving gravel drive. As Arthur watches, a claret Bentley slips into the light, its wheels cutting deep ruts in the gravel and the sun gleaming darkly on its polished bonnet. The tall, blond boy from the photograph gets out of the back, wearing grey trousers, a white shirt, a black silk cravat and a dark blue uniform jacket. He’s clutching a flat straw hat with a dark blue band. He sets the hat on the back of his head and slips his hand into the pocket of his jacket. Cupping his hands, he lights a cigarette... Masterpost | A - H | I - O | P - T | U - Z + extras